by Joke King | Jun 4, 2019 | Food Jokes
Food Fun We dare you to get through this entire list without smiling. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. (Though, these incredible pasta recipes are no joke!) What did the baby corn say to its mom? Where’s my popcorn? Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the...
by Joke King | Jun 4, 2019 | Food Jokes
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.One night, a few co-workers at the computer data centre where I work stayed late and we all started to get hungry. We decided to...
by Joke King | Jun 4, 2019 | Food Jokes
A tasty selection of funny food jokes for you to sink your teeth into! Wrap your tongue around the best food jokes here…What is a Creeper’s favourite food?What is a Creeper’s favourite food?What’s the best salad to serve on Guy Fawkes’...
by Joke King | Jun 4, 2019 | Food Jokes
Jim Gaffigan knows his way around a food joke, as evidenced by his pockets full of cash that came pouring in after he figured out a hilarious way to say Hot Pockets. His stand-up has a ton of food bits (not literal bits of food, but jokes about it), he wrote a whole...
by Joke King | Jun 4, 2019 | Food Jokes
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon. What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can’t be topped! How do you know your close to a Frito Lay factory? Because of the chips and dip in the road. What are the 4 major food...
by Joke King | Jun 4, 2019 | Food Jokes
Kitty’s Heaven
St Peter is receptionist at the entrance of Heaven. A cat shows up and St Peter says, “I know you! You were a very nice cat on earth and didn’t cause any trouble, so I want to offer a gift to you of one special thing you...
