How Many Eggs A Day?

The golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset, and sought out the farmer. “I’m sorry,” he said, “my terrible tee-shot hit one of your hens and killed it. Can I replace the hen?” “I...

Heard of Noman

At our weekly Bible study, our leader was recapping what we knew about the Epistle to Titus before continuing with the study. So he asked, “What kind of place was Crete?” Nobody answered, so he added, “In a geographic sense.” One or two of us...

Wife For A Season Ticket

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the...

Blame For A Bad Team

Three NFL fans of a losing team were drowning their sorrows at a sports bar after the team lost yet again. The first fan said, “I blame the coach. If he developed better plays, we’d be a great team.” The second fan nodded and replied, “I blame...