A guy comes to work very sick and asks his boss for advice. The boss says, “You know, if it were me, I’d just go home and let my wife really take care of me in all aspects, if you know what I mean. Now go and do just that, Roger, you look pretty bad.”

The guy gratefully leaves and comes back the next day, looking much better.

“So, how was it?” asks the boss, “Everything alright?”

“Yes,” replies the guy, “I feel much better, thank you. By the way, you have really nice furniture!”