A guest calls the waiter: “Please try my soup.”

Waiter: “What’s the problem? Too salty?”

Guest: “No. Just try my soup.”

Waiter: “What then, is it too cold?”

Guest: “No. Please try my soup.”

Waiter: “Is it too hot?”

Guest: “No it isn’t. Can you just please try my soup already?”

Waiter: “But there’s no spoon.”

Guest: “Finally!”