Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers.

Its only fair since your getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also…

Bonus Joke below

Shark Tank Contestants Blew Competition Out of the Water With Revolutionary Sleep Product

Judges were stunned by this natural sleep aid proven to cure even the most severe cases of insomnia. Their product makes you fall asleep fast, sleep deeply all night, and wake up full of energy.

A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.