A teacher at a law school made a bet with a student that the student would pay him money once he wins his first case.

The teacher then immediately sued him for failure to pay.

In law school…

Professor: What is fraud?

Student: If you don’t let me pass the exam, you’ve committed fraud.

Professor: (surprised) how so?

Student: According to the law, those who take advantage of others’ ignorance to cause them losses are committing fraud.

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Being in law school is exactly like directing porn,

You’re surrounded by amateur cunts looking to go pro.

so a law school student walks into a bar-

-exam and walks out a lawyer! good job I’m so proud of him.

As a law school drop out, I struggle with alcoholism…

I just can’t pass a bar

What do you call a Priest who’s in law school?

A father in-law

Question from a Legal Ethics Law School Final Exam

A potential client comes into John’s office and says he has been out of jail for 3 years and wants to check to make sure he is now officially off probation. John agrees to investigate. He tells the client it will cost him $100 if the matter can be handled with a simple phone call but he will have …

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Did you hear about the Dick that graduated from Law School?

He was appointed first attorney genital.

The head of human resources is interviewing a potential candidate for the open position of corporate attorney.

“Would you consider yourself an honest lawyer?” the HR person asks in the interview.

“Honest?” the lawyer responds. “Let me tell you how honest I am. My father sold everything he had to put me through law school. After my very first case, I paid him back in full.”

&…

The National poetry contest

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a red-neck from Southeast Tennessee A & M. The rules of the conte…

Some bloke wants to become a lawyer

The guy (lets call him John) has been dreaming about being the greatest lawyer in the state for years, and has spent the past half a decade working super hard at law school to achieve this goal.

One day, he gets an interview for a highly successful law firm called “Anderson and Nelson At Law”…

Any last words?

Three criminals get the death penalty – the method of execution is by electric chair.

 

On the day of the execution, the first criminal sits in the chair. The guard asks him: “Any last words?”, to which the criminal says: “I believe in God and I know for sure that He will pro…

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A few middle-aged coworkers got together for lunch at the Pasta House.

Having only known one another in the work environment prior, this lunch have them all a chance to unwind and get to know their coworkers on a personal level.

Tom put down his fourth bottle of Bud Light. “Please excuse for a second,” said Tom. “I have to use the restroom.”

As Tom was a…

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A young man went off to college….

A young man from Arkansas goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend, he calls home.

“Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at Hendrix that will teach our…

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A dermatologist sees a patient with a rash

One cold April morning, a dermatologist sees a young, female patient who says she has a skin problem on her chest. He tells her to lift the shirt and sees an ‘H’-shaped rash. The dermatologist had never seen any letter-shaped rashes like this before so her asks her about it.

The woman sheepi…

A man walks into the bar

But fails since he was too busy drinking through law school

Southern Justice

While traveling in unfamiliar territory, a lawyer ran a stop sign and got pulled over by a small town sheriff.

The lawyer thinks for a minute and decides that he can talk his way out of a ticket. After all, he assumes that he must be much better educated than the southern sheriff.

Th…

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Three buddies from high school take a trip to Mexico…

Each of the men has spent their lives productively, and are each at the top of their respective fields, and they’ve kept in touch over the years. They decide that, to celebrate their twentieth high school graduation anniversary, they’re going to go down to Mexico City together and generally live it …

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