TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?



PUPIL: A teacher.



TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile?”



JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”



TEACHER: No, that’s wrong



JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!



TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?



SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!



TEACHER: What are you talking about?



SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!



TEACHER: Why are you late?



WEBSTER: Because of the sign.



TEACHER: What sign?



WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”



TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication On the floor?



CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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