• 69er’s Get Sacked

  • A Lesson in Government

  • A Special Night in Iowa

  • Al Jackson: Being a Teacher During Black History Month

  • Alfred Robles: How Many Guys a Girl Has Slept With

  • Alfred Robles: President’s Day

  • Amsterdam Semester Abroad

  • Amy Schumer: Facebook Is Weird

  • Anthony Szpak: Athletes Thanking God

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  • Babe Watch

  • Bad Girls vs Good Girls

  • Becky Pedigo: Good American Citizen

  • Big Ten Alumni Mountain Climbing Trip

  • Bill Burr: I Could Be President, Too

  • Bill Santiago: George W. Bush’s Intelligence

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  • Blake Clark: Insulting Americans

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  • Blonde Alumna

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  • Breast Milk Mustache

  • Brian Kiley: French Club

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  • Brian Regan: Unilingual

  • Bryan Tucker: Freak Show

  • Bubba and Tiny Go on Probation

  • Bush Gets Testy

  • California

  • Carmen Lynch: Scoliosis Test

  • Cereal Killer

  • Chad Daniels: The 12 Apostrophes

  • Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry

  • Children’s Books That Didn’t Make It

  • Chris Hardwick: Priest Teacher

  • Christian Drugs

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  • Christian Finnegan: Trivial Pursuit

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  • Clinton Jackson: Mind Elsewhere

  • College Dorm Rules

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  • College Roast

  • Come On, Ride the Train

  • Concise Creative Writing

  • Corey Holcomb: Special Ed

  • Corpsalicious!

  • Count Chock Full of Nuts

  • Counting Condoms

  • Craig Anton: Second Language Course

  • D.A.M.

  • Dan Devido: Fraternity Fish

  • Dan Mintz: Science Project With Dad

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  • Daniel Tosh: Commencement Address

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  • Deon Cole: Family Feud

  • Desert Exile

  • Did you here about the cross-eyed …

  • Dina Pearlman: Meeting Men

  • DL Hughley: Slow Child

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  • Donald Glover: New York University

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  • Donny’s Homework

  • Doug Williams: Just Finished College

  • Drinking Game: Big Lebowski

  • Drivers Education Exam Answers

  • Dwayne Perkins: Mathematical Asymptotes

  • Eddie Gossling: Old Encyclopedias

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  • Eddie Ifft: Moving After College

  • Einsteinium

  • Encyclopedias for Sale

  • Eric Kornfeld: All the Kids at School

  • Eugene Mirman: Definition of Marriage

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  • Eugene Mirman: Pineapple Dog House Red

  • Final Exam Failure

  • First Day of School

  • Fishsticks are for Lovahs

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  • Geometry Humor

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  • Godfrey: The DeVry Institute

  • Goverment Wrestling Federation

  • Grade-School Joke

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  • Greer Barnes: High School Basketball

  • Greg Fitzsimmons: Love at 18

  • Greg Giraldo: Dodgeball Skills

  • Greg Giraldo: High Self-Esteem

  • Greg Giraldo: More Money for Schools and Kids

  • Hannibal Buress: Comma Instead of Semicolon

  • Happy Baby

  • Happy Butt

  • Hard Word for a Blonde

  • Harland Williams: America’s Education Problem

  • Harvard Attitude

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  • Harvard vs. Virgins

  • Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette

  • Higher Learning

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  • Iliza Shlesinger: Social Rules

  • Jackie Kashian: Dungeons & Dragons Master Name

  • James Johann: Held Back a Year

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  • Jane Edith Wilson: At the Library

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  • Jeff Dunham: Teaching English in Alabama

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  • Jim David: Capital Punishment

  • Jim Gaffigan: Gym Teacher Aspirations

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  • Jimmy Dore: Pledging a Fraternity

  • Jimmy Learns a New Word

  • Jock vs. Nerd

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  • John Mendoza: Good to Be Stupid

  • John Mendoza: Using Dumbbells

  • John Mulaney: Terrible at Math

  • John Oliver – Brett Favre’s Penis

  • John Oliver: Stick to What You’re Good At

  • Johnny Sanchez: Chemistry Class

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  • Jon Dore: Smoking in High School

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  • Juston McKinney: Picture Day at School

  • Ken Jeong: Med School Interview

  • Kevin Bozeman: Credit Cards

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  • Kristian Vallee: Disgruntled Student

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  • Kumail Nanjiani: Hogwarts Curriculum

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  • Kurt Metzger: Penis Academy

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  • Larry the Cable Guy: Left Back in 5th Grade

  • Late for School

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  • Law School for Nuns

  • Legend of the Maidens

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  • Lewis Black: Hanukkah Gifts

  • Lewis Black: Vice President Misspells Potato

  • Lewis Dix: National Debt

  • Lewis Dix: Weed the Bad Men Out

  • Lisa Landry: Gym Class Is Wrong

  • Lisa Landry: Physical Education

  • Little Johnny and the ABC’s

  • Little Johnny’s Subsitute Teacher

  • Little Johnny… Big Word

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  • Little Johnny… Geometry

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  • Little Johnny… Name That Animal

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  • Lizz Winstead: No reading in Los Angeles

  • Lizz Winstead: Paying for Iraqi Infrastructure

  • Loni Love: George W. Bush Is Smart

  • Losin’ It

  • Louis C.K.: Crazy Is Better Than Stupid

  • Manchester United Fans and Light Bulbs

  • Marc Maron: Creationist Argument

  • Marc Maron: The Appeal of George W. Bush

  • Mark Curry: Super-Educated for Police

  • Married Tennessee Football Player

  • Math Book Talk

  • Math Sucks

  • Matt Bearden: When a Supermodel Tries to Talk

  • Melanie Reno: Bill Clinton’s Presidency

  • Melanie Reno: More Money in College

  • Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story

  • Mermaid Wishes

  • Michael Che: Camera Phones

  • Michael Kosta: Judgmental Mom

  • Michael Palascak: English Major

  • Michael Somerville: Treating Your Job Like College

  • Mick Betancourt: College Parties

  • Mike Birbiglia: Crying Over a Book

  • Mike Birbiglia: Illiterate People

  • Mike Birbiglia: Kenny’s Comedy Act

  • Mike Dugan: Philosophy Jokes in Alabama

  • Mike Vecchione: Don’t Mix

  • Mo Mandel: Bought But Never Used

  • Moms and Their Snooping

  • More Children’s Books That Didn’t Make It

  • More Signs That You’re Out of College

  • Mouse Hole

  • My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player

  • Myq Kaplan: All About Women

  • Myq Kaplan: College Dorm

  • Myq Kaplan: Not Encouraged to Be Smart

  • Nerds vs. Blonde Co-Eds

  • News for Adam and Eve

  • Nick Swardson: First High School Reunion

  • Nick Vatterott: That’s a Steal

  • Nore Davis: Biggest Scam

  • Nore Davis: College Degree

  • Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove …

  • Orgasm-isms

  • OSU

  • Paul Dillery: Time for School

  • Paul F. Tompkins: Migrant Farm-Worker Fantasy Camp

  • Paul Kozlowski: Catholics Clapping

  • Paul Provenza: Chair in the Dictionary

  • Paul Provenza: Masturbation Class

  • Pleasure vs. Disgrace

  • Pre-Med Upstart

  • Professor of Dirty Jokes

  • Professor of Logic

  • Pros/Cons of a Threesome

  • Protons

  • Psychology Class

  • Psychology Co-Ed

  • Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup

  • Randy Credico: Reagan Library

  • Redneck College Grad

  • Reid Harrison: Zen Buddhism Class

  • Rejected Science Fair Projects

  • Rejection Education

  • Relieving Stress in Class

  • Rich Vos: Dumbest People in the World

  • Rich Vos: Help With Homework

  • Richard Lewis: Clouds

  • Rickey Smiley: As Hard As

  • Room 88

  • Rotten Reggie

  • Ryan Stout: Math Scores

  • Ryan Stout: Smart Japanese

  • Sabrina Matthews: SAT Words

  • Sabrina Matthews: Schooling Alanis Morissette

  • Santa’s Erection

  • Scary Stages of College

  • Sex Contract

  • Sex Ed

  • Sex Education

  • Sexually Exhausted Jock

  • Sheng Wang: Crazy Crab’z

  • Shree Hill

  • Signs you are a loser

  • Signs You Have a Hangover

  • Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous

  • Signs You’re No Longer in College…

  • Signs you’re watching too much TV

  • Signs You’ve Been Partying Too Much

  • Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble

  • Smart Fish

  • Sorority and Circus

  • Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker

  • Southern Psychology

  • Special High Intensity Teaching

  • Steve Shaffer: Catholic Parochial Education

  • Stoopit Pickup Lines

  • Student takes off his pants

  • Summer School for Slackers

  • Survival of the Fittest Brain Cells

  • Susan Norfleet: Stopped Wearing Makeup

  • T. Sean Shannon: Drink Every Night

  • Take a Seat

  • Taxi Fare

  • Teacher’s Pet

  • Teachers and Light Bulbs

  • Ted Alexandro: Art Teachers

  • Texan Poetry

  • The Mathematics of Love

  • The Mystery of Childbirth

  • The Russian Pretzel

  • Three Types of Sex

  • Tig: Drop Out Warning

  • Tig: Finished School Early

  • Times When the F-word Was Appropriate

  • Todd Barry: First Year of Teaching

  • Todd Barry: Substitute Teacher

  • Todd Barry: Summer School

  • Tom Cotter: Call It What It Is

  • Tom Cotter: College Years

  • Tom Cotter: Going to Columbia

  • Tom Kenny: Best Part of the Miss Teen USA Pageant

  • Tom Kenny: Miss Teen USA Interview Question

  • Tom Parks: $40,000 Worth of Education

  • Tom Parks: Taking Spanish

  • Tom Rhodes: Always the Negative Picture of Drugs

  • Tommy Davidson: After School Fight

  • Tommy Johnagin: The Hardest Thing at Community College

  • Tony Camin: Kindergarten Rules

  • Too Smart

  • Top 10 Camps Not to Send Your Kid To

  • Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate

  • Trash talking

  • Trix are for Kids

  • Two fraternity brothers…

  • Two retired professors were vacationing

  • Two Southern Ladies

  • U. Michigan/Ohio State

  • Vickie Shaw: Is Your Mom Gay?

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  • W.I.F.E.

  • Warren Thomas: On Mike Tyson

  • Wayne Federman: Clean and Sober at a Pink Floyd Concert

  • Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends

  • Well Endowed and On the Prowl

  • Wendy Liebman: Brother at NYU

  • West Virginia Ghosts

  • What did the blonde say after …

  • Who Knocked Up My Bear?

  • William Wilson: Graduate Church

  • Worst Comments to Get on Your Finals

  • Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Boyz II Men

  • Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cheap Thoughts

  • Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Free Press

  • Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Homework

  • Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… PMS

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