Sometimes going back to school can be a bit overwhelming, and maybe not very fun, especially if you have had a fun, eventful summer. The following are some fun back to school jokes to help add some humor to the situation, and get you excited to go back to school.

Joke 1:

Mother asks, ‘What did you learn today?’
Child replies, “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”

Joke 2:

Mother asks, “How did you find school today?”
Child replies, “I simply hopped off the bus – and there it was.”

Joke 3:

A child tells their mother, “I think we need a new teacher.”
The Mother responds, “Why is that?”
The child replies, “Our teacher doesn’t know anything, she keeps asking us for the answers.”

Joke 4: A traditional Knock Knock joke!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?

Joke 5:

Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?
She couldn’t control her pupils!

Joke 6:

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with “t”.
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

Joke 7:

What school supply is always tired?
A knapsack!

Joke 8:

Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
Kid: Yes, but I didn’t miss it much.

Joke 9:

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I’m paying as little attention as I can.

Joke 10:

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
Student: You said it was a piece of cake!

Joke 11:

Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!

Joke 12:

Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet.
Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!

Joke 13:

What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train?
The first says “Spit out that chewing gum right now!” and the second goes “chew chew”!

Joke 14:

Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
What was that?
My homework!

Joke 15:

What is white when it’s dirty and black when it’s clean?
A blackboard!

This smattering of jokes will help lighten the mood, and give school a fun aspect to it. Teach your child a few jokes to share with their friends on the bus, or to tell the teacher for fun. Click here for more school jokes or here to submit your own joke at