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Q. What is a ghost’s favorite position in soccer?
A. Ghoul keeper.
Q. Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A. Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Q. When is a baby good at basketball?
A. When it’s dribbling!
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Q. Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
A. Because he just ate and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
Q. What part of a football pitch smells nicest ?
A. The scenter spot!
Q. What runs but never moves?
A. A fence.
Q. How do you start a firefly race?
A. Ready, set, glow!
Q. What race is never run?
A swimming race.
Q. What animal is the best cricket player?
A. The bat.