the best Sports and Leisure jokes & one liners
We have compiled a categorized list of the best Sports and Leisure jokes and one liners from your favorite comedians and around the web. Our hilarious Sports and Leisure joke list is comprised of a wide range of topics including:
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hilarious Sports and Leisure jokes
Brian Regan on “First Time at the Gym”
I go over to this other area where there’s nobody around, and I got into this one thing, but I got into it wrong, apparently. I don’t know where your arms and legs are supposed to go, so I just get in there and I just start moving stuff. This guy comes up: ‘Hey buddy, would you mind getting out of the painters’ scaffolding?’
Daniel Tosh on “Babe Ruth”
We’ll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds’ name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth’s name. Getting to break records before black people were allowed to play? Excuse me, where is that asterisk?
Daniel Tosh on “Soccer”
If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 – 0 is not enjoyable — unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.
Daniel Tosh on “The Winter Olympics”
I assume the only reason we have the winter olympics is so that white people feel relevant in sports. Because other than that the only thing the winter Olympics show me is which country has more rich white kids. What’s it cost to go skiing — $900 a day? I can’t believe that’s not more popular in the inner cities.
Patrice O’Neal on “World Champs”
We refer to our sports champions as ‘World Champs,’ and we don’t play nobody else in the whole world.
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