Soccer Jokes Seat in Stand?

Bernie and Eddie were fortunate enough to have a season ticket to watch Manchester United. They could not help noticing that there was always a spare seat next (K37) to them and they had a friend who
would love to buy a season ticket, especially if all three could have seats together.

One half-time Bernie went to the ticket office and asked if they could by buy the season ticket for K37. The
official said that unfortunately the ticket had been sold. Nevertheless, week after week the seat was still empty.

Then on Boxing day, much to Bernie and Eddie’s
amazement the seat was taken for the
first time that season. Eddie could not resist asking the newcomer, ‘Where have you been all season’
. Don’t
ask he said, the wife bought the season ticket back last summer, and kept it for a
surprise Christmas present.

Soccer’s
larger goals:

The BBC’s
Saturday lunchtime show ‘
Football Focus’
broadcast a piece centred on the upcoming change of the size of goals. Using the then West Ham
United manager, Harry Redknapp, the report claimed that the size of the goals would increase by two feet in height and four feet in length. Redknapp was being ‘
interviewed’
on the training ground where his
goalkeepers were getting to grips with bigger goals.

They told the truth on the following week’s
show, where outtakes of Redknapp messing up his lines were also shown.

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