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From JJ Jeist, a grownup, Belen, New Mexico
What do scientists say when they wake up in the morning?
Up and atom! (“Up and at ’em”)
From Lenora, a teacher, San Diego, California
What do you do with bad chemistry jokes?
Barium!
From Annie, age 11, Korea
How did Ben Franklin feel after he flew a kite in a thunderstorm?
Shocked!
From Leeanne, age 8, USA
Why did Mickey go to outerspace?
To see Pluto!
From Amanda, age 8, Wayne, United States
What kind of geese do not fly?
Portu-geese!
From Kenneth, 9 years old, Woodbury, MN
What did one uranuim-238 nucleus say to the other?
I gotta split!
