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From JJ Jeist, a grownup, Belen, New Mexico

What do scientists say when they wake up in the morning?

Up and atom! (“Up and at ’em”)

From Lenora, a teacher, San Diego, California

What do you do with bad chemistry jokes?

Barium!

From Annie, age 11, Korea

How did Ben Franklin feel after he flew a kite in a thunderstorm?

Shocked!

From Leeanne, age 8, USA

Why did Mickey go to outerspace?

To see Pluto!

From Amanda, age 8, Wayne, United States

What kind of geese do not fly?

Portu-geese!

From Kenneth, 9 years old, Woodbury, MN

What did one uranuim-238 nucleus say to the other?

I gotta split!

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