44 jokes about food
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and
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I am on my
How does it work?
Whenever I see food I eat it!
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and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It’s speaking English that kills you.
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Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to a
therapist who promised to only take their case if he knew he could help them. After hours of tests, he agreed he could help. He told them to stop at the store on the way home and buy
and grapes. Mrs. Smith was to toss the donuts at Mr.Smith’s erection and eat the ones that stayed on. Mr.Smith was to roll the grapes across the floor and eat the ones that became lodged in Mrs. Smith’s
A few weeks later, the Jones came to see the doctor. “Our friends the Smiths told us to come to you.” they said.
The doctor ran the tests and came back to the Jonses. He told them he was sorry but there was just nothing he could do. The Jonses said “You helped the Smiths, why won’t you help us?”
After continued begging from the Jonses, the doc said “ok, ok … stop by the market on the way home and buy a box of Cheerios and a bag of oranges.”
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A mother has 3 girls, they all got married, but she wants to know how the
is, so she says that after the night on the
, they write a postcard saying how it went.
The 1st girl writes: “M&M’s.”
Puzzled, the women buys a pack of M&M’s and reads the slogan “It melts in your mouth, not in your hand.”
The 2nd girl writes: “Campbell’s soup.”
Again the mom buys some cambles soup and reads: “Mmm … mmm … good.”
3 weeks pass and the 3rd girl finally writes: “Ford.”
The mom goes to her ford and reads on a sticker: “The best never stop.”
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