College Football Jokes

We all have college football rivals we tell jokes about. Feel free to change the names of these schools to meet your particular needs.

Q: What does the average Texas A&M player get on his S.A.T.?
A: Drool.

Q: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.

Q: How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push.

Q: How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

Q: Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: What are the longest three years of a Oklahoma football player’s life?
A: His freshman year.

Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That’s a sophomore course.

Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
A: Lexington, Kentucky. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

Q: Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
A: You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

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