Business jokes – Who’s the fastest

Three kids argue, whose father is the fastes. One says:

– My father is the fastest, he can overtake the arrow that he shooted with the arch.

The second one:

– My father is even faster – when he hunts, he can gunshoot an animal and run up to the animal before it fells down.

The third:

– You actually don’t understand what speed is. My father works in municipality. He finishes work at 4:30 pm, but he’s back home by 3:45 pm already

Business jokes – The best priceWho sell the products cheaper – a manufacturer or a distributor? The storehouse guard.

Business jokes – GodGod created the world. All the rest things were produced by Chinese.

Business jokes – Interview with a journalistA quote from an interview with the head of a growing company. Journalist asks:

– So how many employees are working in your company?

– Approximately half of them…

Funny business jokes – SleepingA boss tells his employee:

– You are fired. You have been sleeping during the working hours.

– But boss, I’m not the only one who did this.

– That’s right, but you were the only one who slept with my wife.

Funny business jokes – Successful businessInterview with a successful businessman:

– Tell me, how many people work in your company?

– Hmm… Approximately half.

Funny business jokes – Client at a bankA client comes to a bank:

– My cheque was returned with a remark: “Insufficient funds”. I’d like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?

Funny jokes about nations – Chinese productsThe Great Wall is among 7 wonders of the world because it is the only Chinese product which lasted for more than 4 weeks.

Funny business jokes – Greek officer during economy crisisGreek officer complains to her friend:

– When will this economy crisis end? It’s been so terrific – my boss wants us to do as much, as three people would do. Thanks God there are five of us.

Funny business jokes – HolidaysThe boss invites his employee:

– Do you like warm beer?

– Of course not.

– And do you like sweaty women?

– No.

– So you will go on holiday during the winter months.

Funny business jokes: Fiction book

What is the most popular fiction book among businessmen?

– Report to State Tax Inspectorate.

Funny business jokes – Economy crisis in GreeceDuring the economy crisis in Greece two local businessmen chat:

– Do you pay for your employees?

– Nope, haven’t paid them for months.

– But they still come to work, don’t they?

– Yes, they do.

– Mines come too. We should try charging them for coming.

After a month they meet again:

– So, did anything change after you charged your employees for coming to work? Are they still coming?

– Yes, but these assholes are trying to save money!!

– ???

– They come on Monday and leave on Friday only!

Funny business jokes – CommandManager for his subordinate:

– What are you doing here?

– Executing your command.

– But I haven’t told you anything.

– So and I do nothing.

Funny business jokes – Save the energy Client:

– Yesterday I have bought an energy saving bulb in your shop, returned home, but it does not work.

– It should not, it saves energy.

Funny business jokes – Destroyers greeks Once greeks destroyed Troy, Egypt, Syria.. now it’s time for European Union.

Funny business jokes – Relocation- Why did you leave your last job?

– Company relocated and didn’t tell me where…

Funny business jokes – Tax payerGreedy people pay twice. Stupid ones pay thrice. But tax payer pays always.