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• A.J. Jamal: Good Place to Eat

• A.J. Jamal: Los Angeles Homeless

• A.J. Jamal: Worshipped Animals

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• Chelsea Handler: My First Midget

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• Cindy Eaton: Celebrity Candy Bar

• Classic Booty Call… Meat

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• Clinton Jackson: Energy Drinks

• Cory Kahaney: Handling Halloween

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• Cory Kahaney: Save the Children

• Cross the Road… Fat Turkey

• Damon Wayans: Fasting

• Damon Wayans: Hollywood Changes People

• Dan Allen: Vegan Ex-Girlfriend

• Dan Cummins: Not Vegetarian

• Dan Devido: Joe Franklin Sandwich

• Dan Mintz: Ordering for the Woman

• Dan Rosen: America Sends Food

• Dana Gould: Hungry Daughter

• Dana Gould: Uncomfortable in Restaurants

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• David Feldman: On Cannibalism

• Dead in His Cornflakes

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• Denis Leary: Airplane Eaters

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• Denis Leary: Resuming Air Travel

• DL Hughley: Pretty Women Can’t Cook

• Dom Irrera: Need a Cookie

• Don’t Play with Your Food

• Donald Glover: Kix Cereal

• Donkey-Onion Hybrid

• Dov Davidoff: Try Lamb Skin

• Dwayne Perkins: Keep the Date Cheap

• Dwayne Perkins: Not Going Dutch

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• Earthquake: Little Stuff, Little Jail Time

• Earthquake: Noah Was Not Black

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• Forget About It

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• Gene Pompa: Go Ahead

• Gene Pompa: Hardcore Political Activist

• Got Nuts?

• Gourmet Booty Call… Boil

• Gourmet Booty Call… Compliments

• Gourmet Booty Call… Cream

• Gourmet Booty Call… Crudite

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• Gourmet Booty Call… Eating Out

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• Gourmet Booty Call… Toast

• Gourmet Booty Call… Whisk

• Greg Behrendt: For Cake

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• Greg Giraldo: Obese American Adults

• Greg Proops: Animal Functions

• Hannibal Buress: Believe in Yourself

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• Hannibal Buress: Want a Cookie?

• Hari Kondabolu: Love Chocolate

• Hari Kondabolu: Vegan Soul Food

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• Harland Williams: Barbecue Recipe

• Harland Williams: Can’t Sleep

• Harland Williams: No Airbag

• Harland Williams: No Vehicle, No Service

• Harland Williams: Pillsbury Doughboy Government Secret

• Harland Williams: Stuffing the Mattress

• I Don’t Like My Brother

• Irish Eats Italian

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• Janeane Garofalo: Cake in the House

• Janeane Garofalo: Grapefruit and Tumors

• JB Smoove: Bad Chicken

• Jeff Dunham: Being Overeager with Frozen Drinks and Marriage

• Jeff Dunham: How Women Age

• Jeff Dunham: Meat Thermometer Tip

• Jeff Garcia: Picking a Fight With America

• Jeff Mac: Baseball’s Best Burger

• Jen Kirkman: Weight Gain

• Jesse Popp: Cooking

• Jessi Klein: Hanukkah Tradition

• Jim Gaffigan: Bologna

• Jim Gaffigan: Seafood is Disgusting

• Jim Gaffigan: Why Don’t You Drink?

• Jimmie Roulette: Dumb Animals

• Jimmy Carr: Sense of Taste

• Jodie Wasserman: Not Pregnant

• Joe Starr: Perfect Weight

• Joey Kola: Don’t Want to Lose Weight

• Joey Kola: My Wife’s Shopping Skills

• Joey Kola: Six-Year-Old Son

• Joey Vega: The Wait to Go Swimming

• John Caparulo: Fat Customer in a Sandwich Shop

• John Ferrentino: Watching “Alive”

• John Mendoza: In Denny’s on Your Birthday

• John Oliver: Gastronomic Evolution

• John Oliver: New Boston Tea Party

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• John Ridley: Indian Restaurants

• Jon Dore: Died of Hunger

• Jon Dore: Hiding From the Nazis

• Jon Manfrellotti: Eating the Fake Food

• Jon Reep: A Good Ol’ Metrosexual Boy

• Jonah Ray: Facebook Foodie

• Jordan Rubin: Vegetarian

• Josh Sneed: Children’s Food Toys

• Judy Gold: Selling Candy for Band Trips

• Kelly MacFarland: Salad Time

• Kevin Kataoka: Pay Toilets

• Kevin Meaney: Thanksgiving Turkey

• Knock, Knock… Banana

• Kyle Grooms: Good Cookies

• Kyle Kinane: Cheddar Bay Biscuits Fan

• Larry the Cable Guy: Fishing While Hammered

• Laura House: Stripping in Russia

• Laura Kightlinger: Answering the Door

• Lauren Dombrowski: Holidays Are Important

• Lawyers Love Sushi

• Leo Allen: Another Saying

• Leo Allen: Hating Vegans

• Leo Allen: If Animals Could Talk

• Lewis Black: All the Candy Corn Ever Made

• Lewis Black: The International House of Pancakes

• Lisa Gopman: Eating Disorder

• Lisa Gopman: Hungry in L.A.

• Lisa Landry: On Southern Fried Foods

• Lizz Winstead: Bran-Eating Roommate

• Lizz Winstead: Compassionate Conservative

• Lizz Winstead: Potato Chip Technology

• Loni Love: Jesus Sighting

• Loni Love: On Condoleezza Rice

• Louis C.K.: One of Those Lucky People

• Louis Ramey: Cover You in Honey

• Louis Ramey: Not on the Menu

• Lynne Koplitz: Insulted by a Homeless Guy

• Lynne Koplitz: Manhattan Children

• Lynne Koplitz: Size Zero Roommate

• Mad Cow Concern

• Marc Maron: Ice Cream Flavors

• Maria Bamford: 30 Ways to Shape Up

• Maria Bamford: I Speak Tiger

• Maria Bamford: Ordering Coffee

• Maria Bamford: Pie Hole

• Maria Bamford: Political Aspirations

• Marina Franklin: White People in Harlem

• Mark Curry: Fun at Fashion Shows

• Mark Curry: Mad Models

• Mark Schiff: Always Want a Bite

• Mark Schiff: Dieting

• Marta Ravin: Work-Related Medical Condition

• Matt Braunger: Cadbury Cream Eggs

• Matt Braunger: Cadbury Creme Eggs

• Matt Braunger: Recent Weight Loss

• Medieval Booty Call… Food

• Michael Kosta: Definition of Vegan

• Michael Kosta: Prefer Anorexics

• Michael Kosta: Sex With a Vegan

• Michael Palascak: Hybrid SUVs

• Mike Birbiglia: Pick Up Some Donut Language

• Mike Birbiglia: Sex and Pizza

• Mike Lawrence: Child of Divorce

• Mike Lawrence: My Vietnam

• Mike Sweeney: Mexican Explosion

• Mitch Hedberg: Baked Potato

• Mitch Hedberg: Butter vs. Margarine

• Mitch Hedberg: Buying Doughnuts

• Mitch Hedberg: Candle Holder

• Mitch Hedberg: Cinnamon Roll Incense

• Mitch Hedberg: Instant Oatmeal

• Mitch Hedberg: Kit-Kats

• Mitch Hedberg: Mitch’s Pizzeria

• Mitch Hedberg: Pissed Off at Turkeys

• Mitch Hedberg: Please Try Again

• Mitch Hedberg: Pringles’ Intention

• Mitch Hedberg: Rotisserie Chicken

• Mitch Hedberg: Subway’s Duck Policy

• Modern Science

• Muffin Chat

• Myq Kaplan: Being a Vegetarian

• Myq Kaplan: Fighting Magneto

• Natasha Leggero: Sex With a Prostitute

• Natasha Leggero: Woman Who Didn’t Know She Was Pregnant

• Nick DiPaolo: Keeping the Weight Down

• Nick DiPaolo: Uncut Pizza

• Nick Kroll: Cheesecake Factory

• Nick Swardson: Taco Bell Employee Perks

• Nick Turner: Eating Pizza

• Norm MacDonald: Cat Food Commercial

• One-Legged People

• Oops Banana

• Oppressive Potato

• Orange

• Panda Booty Call… Eat

• Pat Hazell: Four-Pack of Toilet Paper

• Patrice O’Neal: The Mystery of the Thousand-Pound Man

• Patton Oswalt: Suicide Pinata

• Paul F. Tompkins: Self-conscious About Appearance

• Paul Mooney: Before Jeffrey Dahmer

• Paul Provenza: Airline Peanuts

• Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef

• Peanut Butter Rooster

• Pete Holmes: Burger King God

• Pete Holmes: Hey! You Make a Movie!

• Pete Holmes: Things Adults Can Do, Part Two

• Pete Holmes: Wall Drug: The Oldest Drug Store in America

• Pregnant Dairy Queen

• Rene Hicks: Celibates and Vegetarians

• Retta: Customer Service in NYC

• Retta: Nondairy Creamer

• Retta: Two Words That Shouldn’t Describe the Same Product

• Richard Jeni: Cooking Shows

• Richard Jeni: Lobster Tank

• Richard Jeni: Lobsters Flown In

• Richard Lewis: Life Is Food

• Richard Trask: Neighborhood Fast Food Places

• Rick Corso: Mozzarella Sticks

• Rick Gutierrez: Fat Epidemic

• Robert Hawkins: The Problem With Kids Today

• Robert Kelly: Applebee’s Desserts

• Robert Kelly: Love the Applebee’s

• Robin Montague: Backwards in Hollywood

• Robin Montague: Models Can’t Eat

• Roger Rittenhouse: Bungee Jumping

• Roger Rittenhouse: Don’t Eat Right

• Ron White: Helping the Planet

• Ronald McDonald in a Nudist Colony

• Rooster and Lollipop

• Rory Albanese: Junk Food Binge

• Rory Albanese: London McDonald’s

• Ross Shafer: Men Are Simple

• Rug

• Russ Meneve: Pizza Delivery Porn

• Rusty Ward: Obsessed With Food

• Ryan Stout: If Animals Could Talk

• Sabrina Matthews: Diet Pills

• Sabrina Matthews: Ice Cream Power

• Sabrina Matthews: SAT Words

• Sarah Colonna: Finer Things in Life

• Sausage Roll

• Scott Kennedy: Big Boys Can Cook

• Scott LaRose: Heavy Chocolate

• Sean Morey: Bad Waiters

• Sebastian Maniscalco: Lemon Loaf

• Sebastian Maniscalco: Sushi Dinner Date

• Sex Over-Easy

• Shane Mauss: Pineapple Juice

• Shane Mauss: Tastes Just Like Chicken

• Sheik That Rooster

• Sheng Wang: Ahead of Its Time

• Sheng Wang: Crazy Crab’z

• Sheng Wang: Diamonds Are Forever

• Sheng Wang: Eating a Pomegranate

• Sheng Wang: Man With a Comb Over

• Sheng Wang: The Munchies

• Shirley Hemphill: No Kinky Food Stuff

• Shrooming

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• Steak and Sex

• Sue Murphy: Oven Mitts

• Surrealists & Light Bulbs

• Tammy Pescatelli: Thin Hollywood Actresses

• Taste It

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• The Blonde’s Special Order

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• The Mystery of the Thermos

• The Sklar Brothers: Crappy Snacks

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• Things Never Said by Southerners

• Tig: In SkyMall Magazine

• Todd Barry: Italian Food

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• Vanessa Hollingshead: Shopping for a Little Black Dress

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• Viking Booty Call… Lips

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• Wanda Sykes: Cutting Out Carbs

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