Top 10 Best Science Jokes
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Why did the physicist disconnect his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did one uranium-238 nucleus say to the other?
“Gotta split!”
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Where does a chemist put the dishes?
In the Zinc!
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Neutrino.
Who’s there?
Knock knock.
(I suppose that’s relatively funny.)
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Two fermions walk into a bar. One orders a drink.
The other says “I’ll have what he’s having.”
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A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks “How much?”
The bartender says, “For you, no charge.”
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Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently. One said: “Why do you look so sad?”
The other responded: “I lost an electron.”
Concerned, One asked “Are you sure?”
The other replied “I’m positive.”
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What is the Heineken Uncertainty Principle?
You can never be sure how many beers you had last night!
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How do you spot a chemist in the bathroom?
He’s the one who washes his hands BEFORE peeing!
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Why are quantum physicists so bad at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position!
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