It’s hard to exercise and type wtih swaety handss

It's hard to exercise and type wtih swaety handssIt's hard to exercise and type wtih swaety handssIt's hard to exercise and type wtih swaety handssIt's hard to exercise and type wtih swaety handss

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What does a zombie call Usain Bolt? Fast food.

What does a zombie call Usain Bolt? Fast food.What does a zombie call Usain Bolt? Fast food.What does a zombie call Usain Bolt? Fast food.What does a zombie call Usain Bolt? Fast food.

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What do Englishmen do after they win the world cup? They turn off the PlayStation.

What do Englishmen do after they win the world cup? They turn off the PlayStation.What do Englishmen do after they win the world cup? They turn off the PlayStation.What do Englishmen do after they win the world cup? They turn off the PlayStation.What do Englishmen do after they win the world cup? They turn off the PlayStation.

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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and rugby, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.

I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and rugby, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and rugby, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and rugby, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and rugby, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.

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Stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won seven Tour De France on drugs! When I’m on drugs, I can’t even FIND my bike.

Stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won seven Tour De France on drugs! When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bike.Stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won seven Tour De France on drugs! When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bike.Stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won seven Tour De France on drugs! When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bike.Stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won seven Tour De France on drugs! When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bike.

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One day at the airport: “We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 has changed the boarding gate to Gate 42.” Ten minutes later: “We apologize, but it’s Gate 3.” Ten minutes later: “It’s Gate 49.” As the passengers are sitting down the voice announces: “Thank you for participating in Delta’s physical fitness program.”

One day at the airport: "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 has changed the boarding gate to Gate 42." Ten minutes later: "We apologize, but it's Gate 3." Ten minutes later: "It's Gate 49." As the passengers are sitting down the voice announces: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program."One day at the airport: "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 has changed the boarding gate to Gate 42." Ten minutes later: "We apologize, but it's Gate 3." Ten minutes later: "It's Gate 49." As the passengers are sitting down the voice announces: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program."One day at the airport: "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 has changed the boarding gate to Gate 42." Ten minutes later: "We apologize, but it's Gate 3." Ten minutes later: "It's Gate 49." As the passengers are sitting down the voice announces: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program."One day at the airport: "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 has changed the boarding gate to Gate 42." Ten minutes later: "We apologize, but it's Gate 3." Ten minutes later: "It's Gate 49." As the passengers are sitting down the voice announces: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program."

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I’ll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean.. you’ve got a gun, haven’t you?

I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean.. you've got a gun, haven't you?I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean.. you've got a gun, haven't you?I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean.. you've got a gun, haven't you?I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean.. you've got a gun, haven't you?

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What is an insect’s favorite sport? Cricket.

What is an insect's favorite sport? Cricket.What is an insect's favorite sport? Cricket.What is an insect's favorite sport? Cricket.What is an insect's favorite sport? Cricket.

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How do baseball players stay cool? They sit next to the fans.

How do baseball players stay cool? They sit next to the fans.How do baseball players stay cool? They sit next to the fans.How do baseball players stay cool? They sit next to the fans.How do baseball players stay cool? They sit next to the fans.

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How is a baseball team similar to a pancake? They both need a good batter.

How is a baseball team similar to a pancake? They both need a good batter.How is a baseball team similar to a pancake? They both need a good batter.How is a baseball team similar to a pancake? They both need a good batter.How is a baseball team similar to a pancake? They both need a good batter.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarter back.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarter back.Why did the football coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarter back.Why did the football coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarter back.Why did the football coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarter back.

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What do you call a pig who plays basketball? A ball hog.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball? A ball hog.What do you call a pig who plays basketball? A ball hog.What do you call a pig who plays basketball? A ball hog.What do you call a pig who plays basketball? A ball hog.

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What is the hardest part about skydiving? The ground.

What is the hardest part about skydiving? The ground.What is the hardest part about skydiving? The ground.What is the hardest part about skydiving? The ground.What is the hardest part about skydiving? The ground.

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What’s the difference between Cinderella and the England soccer team? Cinderella wanted to get to the ball.

What's the difference between Cinderella and the England soccer team? Cinderella wanted to get to the ballWhat's the difference between Cinderella and the England soccer team? Cinderella wanted to get to the ballWhat's the difference between Cinderella and the England soccer team? Cinderella wanted to get to the ballWhat's the difference between Cinderella and the England soccer team? Cinderella wanted to get to the ball

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What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup Finals? Referee.

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup Finals? RefereeWhat do you call an Englishman in the World Cup Finals? RefereeWhat do you call an Englishman in the World Cup Finals? RefereeWhat do you call an Englishman in the World Cup Finals? Referee

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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longerWhat's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longerWhat's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longerWhat's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer

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How do you say Floyd Mayweather in Chinese? Ka Ching.

How do you say Floyd Mayweather in Chinese? Ka Ching.How do you say Floyd Mayweather in Chinese? Ka Ching.How do you say Floyd Mayweather in Chinese? Ka Ching.How do you say Floyd Mayweather in Chinese? Ka Ching.

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The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.

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All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity.

All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity.All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity.All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity.All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity.

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How do you make a fruit punch? Give it boxing lessons.

How do you make a fruit punch? Give it boxing lessons.How do you make a fruit punch? Give it boxing lessons.How do you make a fruit punch? Give it boxing lessons.How do you make a fruit punch? Give it boxing lessons.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.Can a match box? No, but a tin can.Can a match box? No, but a tin can.Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What has four legs and no ears? Mike Tyson’s dog.

What has four legs and no ears? Mike Tyson's dog.What has four legs and no ears? Mike Tyson's dog.What has four legs and no ears? Mike Tyson's dog.What has four legs and no ears? Mike Tyson's dog.

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