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  • Funny Popular Joke - 14

Funny Popular Joke – 14


A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screamed to her brother, “Don’t eat it. Its an asshole!

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Funny Food Joke – 16


Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

  • Funny Pirate Joke - 23

Funny Pirate Joke – 23


What does a pirate do after he eats?

He Farrrrrrrrrrrrts and Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrps!

  • Funny Marriage Joke - 39

Funny Marriage Joke – 39


Most people want a perfect relationship; I just want a hamburger that looks like ones in commercials.

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Funny Food Joke – 1


Q: What did the Egg say to the boiling water? A: It’s going to take a while to get me hard I just got laid by some chick!

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Funny Food Joke – 6


A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor hears this and asks, “Why are you calling them ‘dam fish.’” The boy responds, “Because I caught these fish at the local dam.” The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, “I didn’t know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way.” He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, “That’s the spirit, Dad! Now pass the fucking potatoes!”

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Funny Food Joke – 13


Q: Why do the French eat snails?
A: They don’t like fast food.

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Funny Food Joke – 18


Most people want a perfect relationship; I just want a hamburger that looks like ones in commercials.

  • Funny Popular Joke - 80

Funny Popular Joke – 80


A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

  • Funny Little Johnny Joke -17

Funny Little Johnny Joke -17


The Sunday School Teacher asks, “Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?” “No sir,” Little Johnny replies, “I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook!”

  • Funny Irish Joke - 11

Funny Irish Joke – 11


Q: What’s the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? A: There’s one less drunk.

  • Funny Irish Joke - 12

Funny Irish Joke – 12


Q: Why wasn’t Jesus born in Ireland? A: He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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