The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.
Q. What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?
A. Your spine.
Romeo and Juliet
By Frank
Just been arrested by the police after recently being given the part of Romeo in my local theater. The script clearly said ‘Enter Juliet from behind’.
Facebook Name
By Benefits
Just changed my Facebook name to ‘benefits’ so when you add me it says ‘You are now friends with benefits’.
Perfect Gentleman
By Robin
Why is my wiener the perfect gentleman?
Because it always stands up to give a woman somewhere to sit.
A recent scientific study has found pregnant women who use vibrators are 90% more likely to have a child who stutters.
Cheap Prostitute
By Frank
Got approached by a prostitute today who said that she would do anything for $10. Guess who just got their car washed?
