The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Q. What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?

A. Your spine.

Romeo and Juliet

By Frank

Just been arrested by the police after recently being given the part of Romeo in my local theater. The script clearly said ‘Enter Juliet from behind’.

Facebook Name

By Benefits

Just changed my Facebook name to ‘benefits’ so when you add me it says ‘You are now friends with benefits’.

Perfect Gentleman

By Robin

Why is my wiener the perfect gentleman?
Because it always stands up to give a woman somewhere to sit.

A recent scientific study has found pregnant women who use vibrators are 90% more likely to have a child who stutters.

Cheap Prostitute

By Frank

Got approached by a prostitute today who said that she would do anything for $10. Guess who just got their car washed?

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