David T

A bear went to a bar & ordered a beer.The bartender looked at the bear & said,”Sorry, I don’t serve beers to bears in bars”.The bear looked at the brtndr & said,”Hey brtndr,I really could use a beer”.The brtndr looked at the bear & said,”Sorry, I don’t serve beers to bears in…
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A bear went to a bar & ordered a beer.The bartender looked at the bear & said,”Sorry, I don’t serve beers to bears in bars”.The bear looked at the brtndr & said,”Hey brtndr,I really could use a beer”.The brtndr looked at the bear & said,”Sorry, I don’t serve beers to bears in bars”.The bear looked at the brtndr & said,”Brtndr, if I don’t get a beer,see that woman over there?I’ll go over there,tear her clothes off,rip her up,& eat her alive”!The brtndr looked at the bear & said,”Sorry,I don’t serve beers to bears in bars”.So the bear goes over, tears her clothes off, rips her up & eats her alive.He walks up to bartender, blood on his mawl, blood on his paws,& said,”Look brtndr,I really worked up a thirst back there.I sure could use that beer, now”. The brtndr shook his head & said,”Sorry,I don’t serve beers to bears in bars,& I ESPECIALLY don’t serve beers to bears in bars,on drugs”!The bear said, “Drugs,drugs,what drugs?I don’t do drugs”!The brtndr said,”What about that barbituate”?

Update:
Sorry, meant to spell barbiturate.

Update 2:
Bar – b**ch – u – ate!

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Char

Best Answer:
My dad tells this joke to everyone!!! Loves it!

For those who don’t get it. :

“What about that BAR – ***** – YOU – ATE”

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  • Ate somebody whose name was barbi

    Got it?


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  • TwnT 3

  • wut dus the last word mean?


  • Nna g

    idk that joke made me sad

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