30 Kid-Approved Jokes

To say that my son loves jokes would be an understatement. I’m constantly on the lookout for more kid appropriate jokes to spare me from hearing the same ones

over

and

over

. So I thought I’d share some of the ones that make us giggle. I’ve also asked several amazing bloggers about their kid-tested favorites and I’ve included them at the end of this post. I hope your family gets a laugh, and a knee slap, out of them too!

Silly Puns

1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

-To get to the other slide.

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2. What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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3. Why do bees have sticky hair?

-Because they use honeycombs.

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4. Why was the man running around his bed?

-He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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5. What does a robot frog say?

-Rib-bot. (Said in your best robot voice)

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6. Why is 6 afraid of 7?

-Because 7 8 9!

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7. What’s black and white, black and white, black and white?

-A penguin rolling down a hill!

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8. Why do cows wear bells?

-Because their horns don’t work!

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9. What does a snail say when it’s riding on a turtle’s back?

-Weeeee!!

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10. How did the barber win the race?

-He knew a short cut.
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Knock Knock Jokes

11. Knock, knock.

-Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Please don’t cry. It’s only a joke.
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12. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nobody.

Nobody who?

(Stay silent)

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13. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c..

MOO!!!

(Can be used with any animal. Just interrupt the other person with the corresponding animal noise!)

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14. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows say.

Cows say who?

No silly, cows say moo!

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15. Knock, knock.

-Who’s there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yep.

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16. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

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17. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!
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More Kid-Tested Jokes

18.

What is brown and sticky?

A stick!

Deborah from

Learn With Play At Home
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19.

Why did half a chicken cross the road?

To get to his other side!

JDaniel4’sMom from

JDaniel4sMom
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20.

What’s mom and dad’s favorite ride at a fair?

A married-go-round!

Henry son of Laura from

PlayDrHutch
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21.

Where do cows go on Friday night?

To the MOOOvie theater.

Krissy from

B-Inspired Mama
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22.

What did zero say to eight?

Nice belt!

Danielle from

Mommy and Me Book Club
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23.

Where do sheep get their wool cut?

At the BAAAbars!

Deborah from

Learn With Play At Home
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24.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Banana.

Banana who?
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Banana

Banana who?
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Orange.

Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

Danielle from

52 Brand New
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25.

Where did the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Kristin from

Sense of Wonder
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26.

Where do library books like to sleep?

Under their covers!

Kim from

Adventures in Reading with Kids
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27.

Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it’s two-tired!

From

The Iowa Farmer’s Wife
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28.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Yourself.

Yourself who?
Your cell phone’s ringing you better answer it.

From

The Iowa Farmer’s Wife
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29.

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

Kate from

Picklebums
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30.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Smell mop.

Smell mop who?

(Potty humor at it’s finest)

Rachelle from

Tinkerlab
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I hope that you discovered a few new ones, or rediscovered a few old ones (jokes as well as blogs)! Do you have a kid-friendly joke? Please share! You can leave a comment on this post or share your funny on my

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