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The Excuse

A husband went out for a few drinks with his pals one Friday evening but ended up getting so drunk at their flat that by the time he came round, it was Sunday lunch time.

Realizing that his wife would give him hell over the missing day and a half, he knew he had to come up with a plausible explanation.

He was really struggling to think of a good excuse until he had sudden brainwave.

Calling home, he yelled down the phone: “Don’t pay the ransom, darling! I’ve manage to escape!”

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