Sports Jokes – Really Short Funny Jokes
after soccer practice, I was walking to the car (3/22/2011)
Today, after soccer practice, I was walking to the car with my dad. My team mates waved and said `Bye POTHEAD!` They call me that because they think my head is shaped like a pot. Of course, my dad didn’t believe me.
No one ever says: (5/9/2010)
No one ever says:
It’s only a game,when their team is winning.
NFL Team Nick Names – Part I (5/9/2010)
When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans
usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team’s performance.
Baseball games (5/9/2010)
Q: Why is it always hot after baseball games?
A: Because all of the fans have left.
I dropped the ball (5/9/2010)
Coming home from his Little League game, young Bobby swung open the front door
very excitedly. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know
Pre-Season Ski Exercises (5/9/2010)
Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a
half-hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up.
Soak your gloves and sto
The recognition (5/9/2010)
One evening, three gay guys were discussing what they thought their favorite
sport would be. The first decides on football, because of all those gorgeous
Fowl language (5/9/2010)
Q: Why did the umpire penalize the chicken?
A: For using fowl language.
What Women Want (5/9/2010)
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be
respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held.
What Men Want: T
Game of hockey! (5/9/2010)
One afternoon, two women were sitting at a bar discussing their love lives.
One woman looked at the other and said, You know, eighty percent of all men
Go to hell (5/9/2010)
There were three guys sitting behind three nuns at a football game. The men
decided to antagonize the nuns, to get them to move. So the first guy says to
A friend (5/9/2010)
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Colorado.One of the women in
the group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a restroom. He
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