Shapes, Angles, and Geometry Jokes

Shapes! We may no notice, but shapes are everywhere. When you are watching TV, isn’t your TV rectangular? When you play soccer or a sport with a ball in it, don’t you notice that its a circle, or a sphere? When you look at a stop sign, you might see that its in the shape of an octagon! Shapes are really everywhere, and are used by many jobs too. Engineers and architects could use shapes to build or design the perfect building, or to help it stay up, high and sturdy!

Here, I’ve included some jokes about shapes. Enjoy!Shape Joke 1:
What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage?

Shape Joke 2:

What did the Italian say when the witch doctor removed his curse?

Shape Joke 3:

What do you call an angle which is adorable?
Acute angle

Shape Joke 4. What did the little acorn say when he grew up?

Geometry (Gee, I’m a tree)

Shape Joke 5:

How do you catch a Geomotrysaurus Rex?
With a Zoid Trap, the same way you would trap-a-zoid.