Posts Tagged ‘Halloween Food Jokes’

A mix bag of funny Halloween food jokes that will be the prefect recipe to get you laughing this Halloween!

Q: What did the Halloween burger name her daughter?
A: Patty!

Q: What’s the best thing to put in a Pumpkin pie?
A: Your teeth!

Q: What did the google’s web bot do at lunchtime?
A: It had a byte!

Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!

Q: What day does Mr Potato head hate the most?
A: Fry-day!

Q: Why did the wizard throw the butter out the window?
A: To see the butter fly!

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi!

Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm in your apple!

Q: What is a frog’s favorite cold drink?
A: Croak-a-cola!

Q: What is a frog’s favorite hot drink?
A: Prince!

Q: What do you call a ship made from a banana?
A: A banana boat!

Q: What does an evil hen lay?
A: Deviled eggs!

Q: What did the skeleton order for dinner?
A: Spare ribs!

Q: What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
A: Ghoulash!

Q: What do witches put on their bagels?
A: Scream cheese!

Q: What was the most popular candy on the Titanic?
A: A life saver!

Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: What is a bloodhound’s favorite dessert?
A: Pup-cakes!

Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle?
A: A hopsicle!

Q: Why can’t you starve to death on a beach?
A: Because of the sand which is there!

Q: Which is the left side of a pumpkin pie?
A: The side that is not eaten!

Q: Where do tough chickens come from?
A: Hard-boiled eggs!

Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
A: Fish and ships!

Q: What do you get when a zombie catches a chicken?
A: Scrambled eggs!

Q: How do chickens bake a cake?
A: From scratch!

Q: Why did the zombie walk around with a fig?
A: It couldn’t find a date!

Q: What do little monsters eat?
A: Alpha-bat soup!

Q: Why did the vampire baker stop making doughnuts?
A: It was bored with the one hole business!

Q: How do you pamper a ghost?
A: With spoiled milk!

Q: Did you like the restaurant on the moon?
A: No, it has no atmosphere!

Q: A vampire says to the witch “This guy tastes funny!”
A: Then why aren’t you laughing!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the witch doctor?
A: Because it was feeling crummy!

Q: What did a pirate pay for his corn?
A: A buccaneer!

Q: Why was the strawberry sad?
A: Because her mom was in a jam!

Q: What’s the worst vegetable to serve slime monster?
A: Leeks!

Q: What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the monster high school cafeteria?
A: The food!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pumpkin pie?
A: A orange pie-thon!

Q: Why do ghouls like to eat bananas?
A: Because they have appeal!

Q: What do you call a cow after a zombie eats to legs off?
A: Lean beef!

Q: What do you call a cow after a zombie eat all the legs off?
A: Ground beef!

Q: What did the mayonnaise say when Frankenstein opened the refrigerator door?
A: Close the door, I’m dressing!

Q: Waiter, will my special Halloween pizza be long?
A: No sir, it will be round!

Q: What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when she ate too fast? A: Stop goblin your food!

Q: What do zombies call kids on skateboards?
A: Meals on Wheels!

Q: Why did the silly witch stare at the can of orange juice?
A: Because it said ‘concentrate’!

Q: Did the wild grape cry when the werewolf stepped on it?
A: No, it just let out a little wine.

Q: What do firefighters always put in their pumpkin soup?
A: Firecrackers!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the watermelon and the scarecrow?
A: It’s pit-iful!

Q: Where was the first donut monster made?
A: In Grease!

Q: How do the scarecrow fix a cracked pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!

Q: What did the zombie order for take-out?
A: Pizza, with everyone on it!

Q: What does the bat eat its dinner on?
A: Home plate, and it has a ball!

Q: What did the witch say to the strawberry?
A: If you weren’t so fresh, you wouldn’t be in this jam.

Q: Why did the monster throw two bananas on the floor?
A: It needed a pair of new slippers!

Q: Why did the pirate have great vision?
A: All the seafood!

Q: Why can’t scarecrows tell secrets in the farmer’s garden?
A: Because the corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes!

Q: Why did the new wizard student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future zombie apcolypse?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one!

Q: Why didn’t anyone laugh at the scarecrow’s jokes?
A: Because they were too corny!

Q: Would giant monster octopus make a good fast food?
A: You must be squidding!

Q. Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
A. It’s good for the bones!

Q. Why do vampires drink blood?
A. Because coffee keeps them awake all day!

Q. What’s a haunted chicken?
A. A poultry-geist!

Q. What do little ghosts drink?
A. Evaporated milk!

Q. What do ghouls order at McMonsters?
A. Handburgers!

Q. Why don’t skeletons like to eat spicy food?
A. They can’t stomach it!

Q: What do you get when you cross a monster and a honey bee?
A: A zombee!

Q: Why couldn’t the black snake talk?
A: It had a frog in his throat!

Q: What did the witch’s cat have for breakfast?
A: Mice Crispies!

Q: Why didn’t the zombie eat any more tomatoes?
A: He felt rotten!