Posts Tagged ‘Halloween Food Jokes’
A mix bag of funny Halloween food jokes that will be the prefect recipe to get you laughing this Halloween!
Q: What did the Halloween burger name her daughter?
Q: What’s the best thing to put in a Pumpkin pie?
A: Your teeth!
Q: What did the google’s web bot do at lunchtime?
A: It had a byte!
Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Q: What day does Mr Potato head hate the most?
Q: Why did the wizard throw the butter out the window?
A: To see the butter fly!
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi!
Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm in your apple!
Q: What is a frog’s favorite cold drink?
Q: What is a frog’s favorite hot drink?
Q: What do you call a ship made from a banana?
A: A banana boat!
Q: What does an evil hen lay?
A: Deviled eggs!
Q: What did the skeleton order for dinner?
A: Spare ribs!
Q: What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Q: What do witches put on their bagels?
A: Scream cheese!
Q: What was the most popular candy on the Titanic?
A: A life saver!
Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
Q: What is a bloodhound’s favorite dessert?
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle?
A: A hopsicle!
Q: Why can’t you starve to death on a beach?
A: Because of the sand which is there!
Q: Which is the left side of a pumpkin pie?
A: The side that is not eaten!
Q: Where do tough chickens come from?
A: Hard-boiled eggs!
Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
A: Fish and ships!
Q: What do you get when a zombie catches a chicken?
A: Scrambled eggs!
Q: How do chickens bake a cake?
A: From scratch!
Q: Why did the zombie walk around with a fig?
A: It couldn’t find a date!
Q: What do little monsters eat?
A: Alpha-bat soup!
Q: Why did the vampire baker stop making doughnuts?
A: It was bored with the one hole business!
Q: How do you pamper a ghost?
A: With spoiled milk!
Q: Did you like the restaurant on the moon?
A: No, it has no atmosphere!
Q: A vampire says to the witch “This guy tastes funny!”
A: Then why aren’t you laughing!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the witch doctor?
A: Because it was feeling crummy!
Q: What did a pirate pay for his corn?
A: A buccaneer!
Q: Why was the strawberry sad?
A: Because her mom was in a jam!
Q: What’s the worst vegetable to serve slime monster?
Q: What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the monster high school cafeteria?
A: The food!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pumpkin pie?
A: A orange pie-thon!
Q: Why do ghouls like to eat bananas?
A: Because they have appeal!
Q: What do you call a cow after a zombie eats to legs off?
A: Lean beef!
Q: What do you call a cow after a zombie eat all the legs off?
A: Ground beef!
Q: What did the mayonnaise say when Frankenstein opened the refrigerator door?
A: Close the door, I’m dressing!
Q: Waiter, will my special Halloween pizza be long?
A: No sir, it will be round!
Q: What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when she ate too fast? A: Stop goblin your food!
Q: What do zombies call kids on skateboards?
A: Meals on Wheels!
Q: Why did the silly witch stare at the can of orange juice?
A: Because it said ‘concentrate’!
Q: Did the wild grape cry when the werewolf stepped on it?
A: No, it just let out a little wine.
Q: What do firefighters always put in their pumpkin soup?
Q: Did you hear the joke about the watermelon and the scarecrow?
A: It’s pit-iful!
Q: Where was the first donut monster made?
A: In Grease!
Q: How do the scarecrow fix a cracked pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What did the zombie order for take-out?
A: Pizza, with everyone on it!
Q: What does the bat eat its dinner on?
A: Home plate, and it has a ball!
Q: What did the witch say to the strawberry?
A: If you weren’t so fresh, you wouldn’t be in this jam.
Q: Why did the monster throw two bananas on the floor?
A: It needed a pair of new slippers!
Q: Why did the pirate have great vision?
A: All the seafood!
Q: Why can’t scarecrows tell secrets in the farmer’s garden?
A: Because the corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes!
Q: Why did the new wizard student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future zombie apcolypse?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one!
Q: Why didn’t anyone laugh at the scarecrow’s jokes?
A: Because they were too corny!
Q: Would giant monster octopus make a good fast food?
A: You must be squidding!
Q. Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
A. It’s good for the bones!
Q. Why do vampires drink blood?
A. Because coffee keeps them awake all day!
Q. What’s a haunted chicken?
A. A poultry-geist!
Q. What do little ghosts drink?
A. Evaporated milk!
Q. What do ghouls order at McMonsters?
Q. Why don’t skeletons like to eat spicy food?
A. They can’t stomach it!
Q: What do you get when you cross a monster and a honey bee?
A: A zombee!
Q: Why couldn’t the black snake talk?
A: It had a frog in his throat!
Q: What did the witch’s cat have for breakfast?
A: Mice Crispies!
Q: Why didn’t the zombie eat any more tomatoes?
A: He felt rotten!