Eating – 77 jokes

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Why don’t

men

eat between

meals

.

There *IS* no “between” meals.

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I am on my

sea food diet

right now!

How does it work?

Whenever I see food I eat it!

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The

Japanese

eat very little

fat

and suffer fewer heart attacks than the

British

or Americans.

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It’s speaking English that kills you.

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The

teacher

of the earth

science

class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?”

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”

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