A small plane carrying the pilot, a minister, a senator and a boy scout are crusing along when suddenly the engine catches fire. The pilot says, “Folks, unfortunately we only have 3 parachutes, I have to survive to report to the FAA on the crash.” With that, he grabs a parachute, puts it on and jumps out of the plane.

The senator says, “Well, it would be criminal for me to die and deprive my constituents of my brilliant leadership.” With that, he grabs a parachute and jumps out.

The minister says, “My son. I’ve lived a good life while yours just begun. Take the last parachute and save yourself.”

The boy scout says, “Don’t worry about it, Father, there’s one for each of us. Mr. Brilliant Leader just jumped out with my backpack.”