Kid’s Food Jokes
What did the mother ghost tell the baby
ghost when he ate too fast?
Stop goblin your food.
What do you get when you put three ducks in a
A box of quackers.
Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling
Because he was on a roll.
Why did the student eat his
The teacher told him it was a piece of
What did the hungry computer eat?
Chips, one byte at a time.
Why do fish avoid the computer?
So they don’t get caught in the
What did the cannibal order for
Pizza with everyone on it.
How can you tell if an elephant has been in your
Footprints in the cheesecake.
I trained my dog not to beg at the table.
How did you do that?
I let him taste my cooking.
What’s in an astronaut’s favorite
What do cats call mice on
“Meals on Wheels.”
Why do you eat so fast?
I want to eat as much as possible before losing my
What did the mayonnaise say to the
Close the door, I’m dressing!
What did the left eye say to the right
Between us, something smells.
Jack: Would you like some Egyptian
Jill: What’s Egyptian pie?
Jack: You know, the kind mummy used to
The customer asked: “Do you serve crabs
“Yessir,” repplied the waiter. “We’ll serve just about
What starts with “t” ends with
“t” and is filled with
Why did the man eat at the bank?
He wanted to eat rich food.
What does the richest person in the world make
for dinner every night?
Why don’t chickens play sports?
Because they hit fowl balls.
What has ears but can’t hear a
Where does a bat eat his dinner?
On home plate, and he has a
What’s the worst thing about being an
Washing your hands before
What did one knife say to the
Why did the man stare at the can of orange
Because it said ‘concentrate.’
How does the man in the moon eat his
In satellite dishes.
Did you hear the joke about
It’s a lot of mush.
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