Sports Jokes

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Here is the list of fun sports jokes, puns, and riddles. Clean jokes for kids and people of all ages.:

Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

A: Quattro sinko.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?

A: A stick.

Q: What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer?

A: Ghoul keeper.

Q: What is a cheerleaders favorite color?

A: Yeller!

Q: What is a Cheerleader’s favorite food?

A: Cheerios!



Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?

A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.

Q: When is a baby good at basketball?

A: When it’s dribbling!

Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail?

A: Because he shot the ball.

Q: Why do basketball players love donuts?

A: Because they dunk them!

Q: What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

A: A ball hog!

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one!

Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?

A: They both need a good batter!

Q: What’s a golfer’s favorite letter?

A: Tee!

Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A: A bat!

Q: At what sport to waiters do really well?

A: Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Q: How do baseball players stay cool?

A: They sit next to the fans.

Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?

A: He wanted his quarter back!

Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?

A: Your breath!


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