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A bad joke is just a bad joke, but sometimes a joke is so jaw-droppingly stupid that it transcends its own awfulness and reaches a higher plane of funny. You don’t want to laugh—every self-respecting part of your brain is rejecting the guffawing impulse—but you can’t help yourself.

Now, it’s been a long year of bad news, so let’s all take a much-needed reprieve and enjoy (or cringe in horror at) some bad jokes terrible enough to be funny. Call them “dad jokes” if you must, but it’s not just dads who love a good groaner.

He neverlands.

Do not read it.

woman eating lettuce, bad jokes

“Graaaaaaaains!”

person paging through a book, bad jokes

Not only that, but it’s also terrible.

astronaut, bad jokes

He needed his space.

person handing over money at a bank, bad jokes

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

poached eggs on a plate, bad jokes

So I’m going home for the hollandaise.

And for more culinary hilarity, check out these 40 Food Puns That Are Absolutely Egg-squisite!

folded towels on a bed, bad jokes

“Oh sheet!”

man snoring in bed, bad jokes that are actually funny

Staying in bed and calling for a nurse to bring me more pudding.

person milking a cow, bad jokes that are actually funny

‘Cause the cow’s got the udder!

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He felt his presents.

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Its butt.

janitor supplies at bathroom, bad jokes that are actually funny

“Supplies!”

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There would be mass confusion!

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It’s a faux pa.

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“Robin, get in the car.”

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But it’s only mild.

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Because it’s pointless!

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He was outstanding in his field.

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Bison!

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Probably why I got run over.

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That’s just how I roll.

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A blue bucket painted red.

ants on a leaf, representing bad joke

They have anty-bodies.

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Fssshh.

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To go with the traffic jam.

door ajar, part of a bad joke

When it’s actually ajar.

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…and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.

Beef grass pasture

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A pool table.

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… unless everyone gets it.

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Dinner is on me!

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Address!

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Because the pee is silent.

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Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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Artificial Swedener.

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It’s making headlines.

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Bob.

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Neil.

Polar bear

A polar bear!

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I feel like it’s only holding me back.

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They each got six months.

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… so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

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Probably not, they haven’t had a gig yet.

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A small medium at large.

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… but then it grew on me.

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One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Ten tickles.

bad jokes that are actually funny

… but then I turned myself around.

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“Oops!”

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They were basically swimming.

tying shoes lace up

Then how’d you get your foot in it?

Beef cattle cows

But when he rounded them up, he had 50.

words that reveal your age

But the reception was amazing.

Bicycle, scandalous

Because it was too tired.

Beef chicken lol

If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

fish tank bad jokes

One asks the others, “How do you drive this thing?”

crab bad jokes

Because they’re shellfish.

pirate facebook

“Aye, matey.”

raw fish isn't very good for cats

By reading a catalogue.

woman shoplifting

They take things so literally.

omelet eggs stay sharp

It doesn’t matter. They’re all eggcellent.

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Everything will work out.

eating on a schedule will not help you lose weight

It’s time-consuming.

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Pretty much anyone. (Houses can’t jump.)

apple orange

Neither one can drive.

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He wanted to stake his claim.

Friends drinking beer

You think one of them would’ve seen it.

hobbies for your 40s

Ajar.

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A garbage truck.

condo buildings

Tenants.

camping tents

That trip was so in tents.

Bananas

K.

space

You planet.

you better is something no husband wants to hear

That’s the punchline.

barista secrets espresso drip

Depresso. And if you’re looking to fix that, just check out these 25 Coffee Puns Guaranteed to Mocha You Smile!

Broken Left Arm Wordplay Jokes

“Stay out of those places!”

bird outdoors

Tweetment.

king crown on top of book

Up his sleevies.

pine processionary caterpillar, weird allergies

Dogerpillers.

spray canned cheese on tuna crackers

Cheese Was.

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“It’s not you, it’s a-me, Mario!”

A little plaque.

male hand with index finger shorter than ring finger, a body secret message

I’m in glove with you.

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A labracadabrador.

rockers at rock concert

50 Cent plus Nickelback.

Competitive race walkers

Nothing, they fast.

round table workers sitting around

Sir Cumference.

Walkie talkie

The guardians of the galaxy.

Little Girl Doing Math

Those of us who are good at math, and those of us who aren’t.

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Cashew!

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Because it lifts their spirits.

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Whittle by whittle.

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He was picking his nose.

A waist of time.

Billiard Ball number 7 seven, math jokes

Just take away the “s!”

man wearing a tan suit and a purple tie

A lawsuit!

Alphabet google

H20!

Will Smith, inspiring quotes

Just follow the fresh prints!

1forrest1

timer held in hand for seconds minutes hours

It went back four seconds.

You can call him whatever you want, he’s still not coming.

grandfather and granchild

“Hey, you want to see how far I can kick this bucket?”

Metal Opener

A can’t opener.

calendar page flipping sheet close up background

He took a couple days off!

stylish golf shirt

Because he always gets a hole in one!

kids

It’s fine, he eventually woke up!

t-rex Jokes children

Well, now, all of them.

She just thought it was remarkable!

juice, stay lean

So I replied, “No it doesn’t.”

Cat in Bathroom

European!

woman smiling happy teeth

A brick.

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Because then it’d be a foot.

Switzerland

I’m not sure, but the flag is a big plus!

Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

drum set

Anna one, Anna two.

man taking the stairs

They’re always up to something.

Girl Throwing Boomerang Yo Mama Jokes

A stick.

Stapler

Never mind, it’s tearable.

When it’s apparent!

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