What triggers off this post is the FB status of one of my friends, who shared a walking in the bar joke. So here’s sharing some very popular walking into the bar jokes with you guys

Disclaimers –

  1. All jokes are ‘borrowed’. No plagiarism intended.
  2. If you do not understand a joke, ask for an explanation 🙂 That’s totally cool. I didn’t understand a couple either.
  3. Contributions welcome.

Helium walks into a bar & orders a drink. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases.” Helium just doesn’t react.

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says “we don’t serve superconductors here.” The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

A parasite walks into a bar. The bartender says “we don’t serve your kind in here.” The parasite says “well you’re not a very good host.”

A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says “we don’t serve neutrinos in here.” The neutrino says “I was just passing through.”

A sandwich walks into a bar.. the bar tenders says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”

Infinity mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders one beer. The second orders half of a beer. The third orders a quarter of a beer. The fourth orders an eighth of a beer.

The bartender rolls his eyes and pours two beers and says, “Here, you work it out”

2x, x^2 and e^x walk into a bar.

2x and x^2 go into the integration room, while e^x sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender goes up to e^x and says, “Why don’t you go into the function room and integrate with the others?”
…”It wouldn’t make a difference”, replies e^x.

A SQL statement enters a bar, walks up to two tables and says “can I join you?”

Another SQL enters the bar, the bartender asks him, “What can I get you?” He says, “No, I am just here for the view.”

Neutron walks into a bar. Ask the bartender for a shot. Finishes and gets up to leave.

“How much do I owe ya?” asks the neutron
Bartender says “For you, no charge.”

A proton walks into a bar and orders a quadruple shot of Bicardi 151 The bartender says “are you sure” The proton says, “I’m positive”

Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”

The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”

“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”

Next time you walk into a bar, make your own line 🙂