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Joke submitted by: DMB

Under the Freedom of Information Act & the Federal Privacy Act of 1999, I understand that my work performance is being evaluated. I have the right to review and discuss differences in order to resolve them and I have the right to request amendment to and/or modification of my review.

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KNOWLEDGE OF JOB:

__ The son of a bitch really knows his

Shit.

__ Knows just enough to be dangerous.

__ Only has half a brain & is dangerous.

__ F##cking brain damaged! A dirt sample

has a higher I.Q.

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ACCURACY ON THE JOB:

__ Does excellent work if not

preoccupied with pussy.

__ Pretty good, occasionally blows it.

__ Has to take his shoes off to count

higher than ten.

__ Couldn’t count his BALLS & get the

same answer twice!

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ATTITUDE TO CO-WORKERS:

__ Extremely cooperative (kisses ass

often).

__ Brown noser in POOR standing.

__ Often pisses-off co-workers (thinks

it is his job).

__ Doesn’t give a SHIT! Never has,

never will!

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RELIABILITY:

__ A very dependable little cocksucker.

__ Can rely on him at EVALUATION time.

__ Can rely on him to be the FIRST one

out the f##cking door.

__ Totally f##cking worthless!

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PERSONAL APPEARANCE:

__ Extremely neat, even combs his pubic

hair!

__ Looks great at evaluation time.

__ Dirty, filthy, smelly son of a bitch.

__ Flies leave fresh dog shit to follow

him!

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ON THE JOB PERFORMANCE:

__ Goes like hell, if there’s money in

it.

__ Works like crazy around evaluation

time.

__ Must set him on fire to get him

working!

__ Couldn’t do less work if he was in a

coma!

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LEADERSHIP ABILITIES:

__ Carries a chainsaw and gets good

results.

__ Occasionally gets told to F##k OFF!

__ Mary Poppins tells him to GET F##ked!

__ Couldn’t lead a pack of hungry wolves

to meat.

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I understand that I have been evaluated:

Signed/Date: _____________________

44 voters gave this joke a 3.2 rating.

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