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Sports Humor, Winning Puns, Coached Jokes |
Warning:
Coaches, proceed according to rules. Pun Violations, Gym Jokes,
and Good Sportsmanship Ahead.
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| Baseball | 2
| Basketball | Bowling
| Boxing | Fishing
| Golf | Gym
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| 4 | Running
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| Football | Go
Broncos! | 2 | 3
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| Colorado Sports | Swimming
| Tennis |
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Why couldn’t the gorilla run in the marathon?
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What did the hotdog say when it won the marathon?
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How do insanely fast runners go through the forest?
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Why did the coach lecture the locker room vending machine
at halftime?
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What was Dracula’s title after he won out over his bloody
stiff sportsman competitors?
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What do you call a pro boxer who pouts after being badly
beaten?
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What do you get when you cross a bodybuilder and a peeping
Tom?
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What do you call a donkey on steroids?
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How does a physicist exercise?
If anabolic steroids cause erectile dysfunction, just say NO to drugs!
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Q.
What are successful kickers always trying to achieve?
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Why don’t grasshoppers attend many soccer games?
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
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What do you get when you cross a running back and the Invisible
Man?
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Why was a tiny ghost invited to play on the football squad?
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When should football players wear armor?
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Why were the pro tennis player’s neighbors so upset?
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How can you tell your tennis opponent isn’t happy with your
serve?
Did you hear about the tennis ball and battery that got into a fight? The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.
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A book never written: How To Win the Olympics by Vick Tori.
Q.
Why couldn’t the olympian listen to music?
A book never written: The Olympic Trials by Will E. Qualify
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Why won’t Cinderella ever medal at the Olympics?
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Gym pick-up line: You must be a track star because you’ve been running through my mind all day!
The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money.
Workout Wisecrack: Remember, your brain needs exercise, too. So, spend lots of time thinking up excuses not to work out.
Gym pick-up line: Hey girl, let’s do lunge!
Did you realize that Dr. Frankenstein was actually the first bodybuilder?
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Marathon pun readers suffer in agony, as well. Ouch!
Q.
What did the blonde runner drink when she was in last place?
Did you hear about the blonde marathon runner who ran for an hour, but only ran two feet? Well, Duh! She only had two feet!
Q.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
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Why was the magician such a great hockey player?
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Why do hockey player work in bakeries during the off season?
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What do angry hockey players say after getting tripped?
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What does a skeleton drive into a hockey game?
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Gnome fishing? For what?
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Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing?
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What do romantic fishermen sing on a romantic date?
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What is a trout’s main goal?
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What do you call a small fish magician?
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Why did the guy who stinks at golf still play every weekend?
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What’s the difference between driving in golf and driving
a car?
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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?
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Why do golfers hate the game Hearts?
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Sports Jokes | 2
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5 | 6 | 7
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10 | 11
| 12 | 13
| 14 | 15
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| Baseball | 2
| Basketball | Bowling
| Boxing | Fishing
| Golf | Gym
| 2 | 3
| 4 | Running
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| Football | Go
Broncos! | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Colorado Sports | Swimming
| Tennis |
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