Well,
you know we love jokes around here! We’ve compiled collections
of funny jokes and knock-knock jokes, and even Star Wars
jokes. So I decided it was time for some sports jokes! These jokes
are all hilarious and appropriate for kids.
Q:
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
A:
I want my quarter back!
Q:
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
A:
Because he traveled a lot!
Q:
When is a baseball player like a spider?
A:
When he catches a fly!
Q:
What kinds of stories do basketball players tell?
A:
Tall tales!
Q:
How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
A:
They both need a good batter!
Q:
What is an insect’s favorite sport?
A:
Cricket!
Q:
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your
breath!
Q:
Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
A:
It was a boxer!
Q:
Why do basketball players love donuts?
A:
Because they can dunk them!
Q:
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
A:
Catch you later!
Q:
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A:
A bat!
Q:
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A:
A baseball team!
Q:
What runs around a baseball field but never moves?
A:
The fence!
