25 jokes about sports

29 → Joke

One Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a

bar

with his pet

dog

. The

bartender

said, “Sorry, pal. No pets allowed.”

The man replied, “This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you’ll see.”

The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turned on the game.

The guy said, “Watch. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips.” The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.

“Wow! That’s one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?” asked the bartender.

The man replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only had him for seven years.”

9 → Joke

To give you an idea of the kind of

season

we’ve had, the person who handled our side of the

scoreboard

was

sick

for three weeks and nobody noticed.

3 → Joke

11 → Joke

The

Perfect Breakfast

As a

Man

Sees It

You’re sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of the milk carton.

24 → Joke

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