Here are funny fast food jokes and puns. Fast food can make people gain weight. Sorry, McDonald’s, Burger King but hopefully lots of laughs will keep you skinny. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.

  • Fast food restaurant joke

Fast food restaurant joke


A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.” The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, “Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn’t be eating here.”

  • Funny fast food joke

Funny fast food joke


Why is it called “Fast Food”? It’s called “fast” food because you’re supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwise, you might actually taste it.

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Fast Food Joke – 5


Q: Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds?
A: It’s called the “Pursuit of Happy Meals.”

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Fast Food Joke – 6


Q: Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?
A: He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings”.

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  • KFC fast food joke

KFC fast food joke


Why did the rooster cross the road? He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

  • French fast food joke

French fast food joke


Why did the French fry win the race? Because it was fast food!

  • Silly fast food joke

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Fast Food Joke – 1


Q: Why don’t they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A: Because its finger licking good!

  • Fast Food Joke - 2

Fast Food Joke – 2


Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A: They can smell it but they can’t eat it!

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