18 jokes about business

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What are two reasons why

men

don’t

mind

their own business?

1) No mind.

2) No business.

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A

conductor

and a

violist

are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?

The conductor. Business before pleasure.

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A young

businessman

had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful

office

and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the

phone

and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”

The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”

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Two

car salesmen

were sitting at the

bar

. One complained to the other, “Boy, business sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my fucking

ass

!”

Too late – he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.

“That’s okay,” the blonde replied, “I have a very similar problem … If I don’t sell more ass this month, I’m going to lose my fucking car!”

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Two

friends

, who had lost contact for many years, were catching up with each other. One asked, “So, you’ve got your own

company

, huh? How lucky!” The other replied, “Just a small one, nothing to be proud of.”

Disbelieving, the first queried, “Small? How many people work in your company?”

The other sadly answered, “About half of them.”

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