Funny Business Jokes for Kids
Any subject can be funny. The important point is to understand the terms, culture, and humor in a certain job, topic, or industry. Whether you’re a geologist, cardiologist, or criminologist, there are jokes about your specific job. Business is no different and jokes like these can teach about finance, entrepreneurship, and management. Here are a few funny business jokes to share with your colleagues and friends.
Business Puns for Everyone
Jokes are the great equalizer. And, like we said above, they demonstrate the understanding of a subject. Hopefully, Lemonade Day inspires people to learn enough about business to find these jokes as hilarious as they really are.
Boss: What are you doing, Smith?
Employee: I’m doing what you told me to do.
Boss: I didn’t tell you anything!
Employee: And that’s why I’m not doing anything.
When the CEO dropped a brownie on his calculator, he was accused of fudging the numbers.
Accounting and Finance Jokes
Welcome to the accounting department, where everyone counts!
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Definition of accountant: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
The fine print in a contract is usually clause for suspicion.
Sign outside a pet store: “Buy one dog, get one flea.”
The Clever Salesman
A neatly dressed salesman stops a man in the street and asks, “Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of mouthwash for $200?”
The man said, surprised, replies “No way! That’s too expensive for mouthwash.”
The salesman understands but tries again, “Sir, I’ll sell it to you for half price! $100?”
Again, the man replies- “No, that’s still too expensive and now you’ve wasted my time.”
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and retrieves two brownies and begins eating one. He offers the other to the man, “Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much”.
Pleased, the man takes a bite but quickly spits it out. “Hey,” he shouted, “this brownie tastes like awful!”
“Oh, sorry about that,” replied the salesman. “Wanna buy some mouthwash?”
ONE MORE BECAUSE WE CAN’T RESIST!
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business.
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