Funny Apple Jokes

Funny Apple Jokes

Funny Apple Jokes Funny Apple Jokes 1 What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out […]

Funny Banana Jokes

Funny Banana Jokes

Funny Banana Jokes Funny Banana Jokes 1 Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches. Funny Banana Jokes 2 What’s yellow and […]

Funny Restaurant Jokes

Restaurant Joke 1 A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots […]

Head Chef Clown Joke

How do you know if the head chef is a clown? When the food tastes funny.

Waiter There’s a Thumb in my Soup Joke

This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb […]

Worm in Your Apple Joke

What’s worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting hit by a truck.

Funny Food Jokes

Food Joke 1 Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, What’s SHAKING! Food Joke 2 One day, Bill and Tom […]

Waiter Waiter Jokes

Waiter Waiter Joke 1 Waiter, waiter! Bring me a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!. Waiter Waiter Joke 2 A customer was bothering the waiter […]

Cannibal Restaurant Joke

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked […]

Jewish Matzo Balls Soup Joke

One day George W. Bush went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby. They arrived and Dubya’s friend […]

Disgusting Chef Joke

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger for lunch. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, “One burger!” Whereupon […]

Egg and Sperm Joke

What do you get when you cross an egg with a sperm? An omlette you probably shouldn’t eat.

Funny Egg Jokes

Question: Why did the chicken lay her eggs on a axe? Answer: She wanted to hachet Question: What do you call a egg who’s done […]

Bullfight Balls Joke

A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid after a bullfight. They were advertising that they served the balls of the […]

Funny Cannibal Jokes

Cannibal Joke 1 Why don’t cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny. Cannibal Joke 2 Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle’s […]

M&Ms Peanuts Joke

An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and […]

Poor Family for Dinner Joke

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to […]

Too Many Drink Choices Joke

Question: What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee? Answer: Tea, please. Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, […]

Sartre’s Coffee Joke

The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: “Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?” Sartre […]

Screams in the Kitchen Joke

Why were screams coming from the kitchen? The cook was beating the eggs.

Bananas at the beach joke

Why do bananas wear sunscreen at the beach? So they don’t peel! Bananas at the beach joke Submitted by

White cheese or yellow cheese joke

My brother Sean stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with the girl at the counter. She rattled off a list […]

Gourmet Magazine Reporter Joke

A magazine reporter is traveling through a rainforest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up […]

Panda in a Restaurant Joke

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. […]

Funny Burger Jokes

Burger Joke 1 Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers! Burger Joke 2 Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if […]