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Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

A: Because his class was so bright!

Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?

A: She couldn’t control her pupils!

Q: Teacher: Didn’t I tell you to stand at the end of the line?

A: Student: I tried but there was someone already there!

Q: How is an English teacher like a judge?

A: They both give out sentences.

Q: Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?

A: Student: Not really.

Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach?

A: To test the water.

Q: Teacher: If I had 6 oranges in one hand and 7 apples in the other, what would I have?

A: Student: Big hands!


A: Student: A new bike.

A: Student: I hope you didn’t either.

A: Student: May, it only has three letters.

Q: Teacher: Answer my question at once. What is 7 plus 2?

A: Because there were no pupils to see.

A: Because her class was so dim.

A: Look at the board and I will go through it again.