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Teacher Jokes
Back to School Jokes
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!
Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils!
Q: Teacher: Didn’t I tell you to stand at the end of the line?
A: Student: I tried but there was someone already there!
Q: How is an English teacher like a judge?
A: They both give out sentences.
Q: Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?
A: Student: Not really.
Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A: To test the water.
Q: Teacher: If I had 6 oranges in one hand and 7 apples in the other, what would I have?
A: Student: Big hands!
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A: Student: A new bike.
A: Student: I hope you didn’t either.
A: Student: May, it only has three letters.
Q: Teacher: Answer my question at once. What is 7 plus 2?
A: Because there were no pupils to see.
A: Because her class was so dim.
A: Look at the board and I will go through it again.
