Food Jokes

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Here is the list of food jokes, puns, and riddles
for children and kids:

Q: What is black; white; green and bumpy?

A: A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?

A: Sanka!

Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pie?

A: Your teeth!

Q: Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?

A: Then why aren’t you laughing!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?

A: I’m not telling you. You might spread it!


Q: Why do the French like to eat snails?

A: Because they don’t like fast food!

Q: Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?

A: To go with the jellyfish!

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?

A: Because it might crack up!

Q: What did the baby corn say to it’s mom?

A: Where is pop corn?

Q: What do you call candy that was stolen?

A: Hot chocolate!

Q: What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold?

A: Cashews!

Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long?

A: No sir, it will be round!

Q: What is green and sings?

A: Elvis Parsley

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A: Because it wasn’t peeling well!

Q: What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?

A: A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.

Q: What is white, has a horn, and gives milk?

A: A dairy truck!

Q: What candy do you eat on the playground?

A: Recess pieces.

Q: Why don’t you starve in a desert?

A: Because of all the ‘sand which is’ there.

Q: How do you make a walnut laugh?

A: Crack it up!


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