Pour me a stiff one Joke

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender… …, “Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman.” […]

Passionate Drunk Woman Joke

Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink […]

Jewish/Chinese Man Bar Joke

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in […]

Double Vodkas For Gay Sons Joke

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow! you must have […]

Short Stick of Dynamite Joke

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they […]

Six-Pack of Beer Joke

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance […]

A bear walks into a bar joke

A bear walks into a bar and says, “I want a bourbon and ……………. coke” The bartender asks “what’s with the huge pause?” The bear […]

Abe Lincoln Love Life Joke

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender […]

Beer Producers Joke

There’s a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all the beer companies decide to have […]

Manhood problems joke

Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barmaid. They take her to a local motel; the first hobbit goes […]

A Drunk Nose Bar Joke

A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, I can’t serve you, you’re off your face!”

Three Pints of Guinness Joke

A man walks into a pub and says, “Give me three pints of Guinness, please.” So the bartender brings him three pints and the man […]

Hitting the Bottle Joke

A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her […]

A man walked into a bar joke

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a […]

Dogs in a Bar Joke

Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar. Since they were hot and tired from walking the dogs they decided to go […]

I screwed your mom last night joke

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ”I screwed your mom last night!” Disturbed, […]

Cutting edge of technology joke

A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to […]

Bartender Joke

Helga was hang the wash out to dry, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. ”Gootness, iss hot,” she mused to herself […]

Funny Bar Jokes

Bar Joke 1 A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, I m Jesus […]

A black guy walks into a bar joke

A black guy, a muslim, an illegal alien, and a socialist walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “What can I get you, Mr. President […]

Monkey Balls Joke

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s enjoying it, the monkey jumps all around the […]

Another Bar Joke

A man, his son, and a dog walk into a bar. “Ow!” “Ow!” “Woof!”

Drunk Pukes on his Shirt Joke

“Bartender, gimme ‘nother drink, says a very drunk man. “Sorry sir,” replies the bartender. “I have to cut you off.” “Just gimme another drink.” “O.K. […]

Sensitive Beer Joke

Three hicks were working on a telephone tower – Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the […]

20 Shots of Scotch Whiskey Joke

A guy runs into a bar and says, “Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!” So the bartender lines up 20 shots […]