Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed you.

Q: Why did the med student fail anatomy?
A: She just couldn’t cut it.

Q: What is the biggest lateral rotator of the neck?
A: The Gluteus Maximus.

Q: How do you tell the gender of a person?
A: You pull there genes down.

Q: Why are men sexier than women?
A: You can’t spell sexy without xy

I read a bunch of anatomy jokes and found them very humerus.

Q: What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?
A: I like your “style”

Q: How do you identify a bald eagle?
A: All his feathers are combed over to one side.

Q: What’s a kidneys favorite instrument?

Q: Where do you bury dead people?
A: Asymmetry

Q: Why the did the student fail anatomy?
A: Because the professor was really sternum.

Q: What did the cadaver say to the anatomy student?
A: You stole my heart.

Q: What do football players wear on their heads?
A: Helminth

Q: What do you call an anatomy boy band?
A: New Kidneys on the Block.

Q: Why was the scuba diver failing Anatomy?
A: Because he was below “C” level.

Q: What do you do when you break your toe?
A: Call a toe truck.

Q: Where do hippos go to university?
A: Hippocampus

When shouldn’t you keep your eyes on the road when crossing the street?
If they are about to get run over!

Q: What type of flowers does everybody have?
A: two-lips.

There is a problem with noses.

What is it?

They all ways get in other people’s business.


They’re just too nosy!

Why do noses run but feet smell?

A cross eyed anatomy teacher was fired because she could not keep her pupils straight

If someone tells you a vagina joke, there is no need to ovary react.

Anatomy jokes are cornea.

If your not laughing maybe you need to learn the anatomy of the joke.

Ovaries Before Brovaries.

Psychic Hotline

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline.

His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog is thrilled, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?”

“No,” says his advisor, “in her biology class.”

Human Body

The teacher asks, “Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?”

Flora blushes and says, “That’s disgusting, I won’t even answer that question.”

The teacher calls on Johnny: “What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?”

“That’s easy,” says Johnny. “It’s the pupil of the eye.”

“Very good, Johnny,” responds the teacher. “That’s correct.”

She then turns to Flora and says, “First, you didn’t do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you’re in for a BIG disappointment.”

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