15 Jun 2015
Student to God:
Hazaro ki kismat tere hath hai,
Agar pass karde to kya bat hai.
After the exam…
God:
Girlfriends thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi… ?
22 May 2015
09 May 2015
Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha
Pappu : pata nahi sir…
Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega
Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai
Teacher : pata nahi…
Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!! ? ?
26 Feb 2015
Pappu college ki ladki se bola :
“I love you, Ab tum mujhe bolo..”
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Girl :”Main abhi ja kar sir ko bolti hoon”
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Pappu : “Pagli sir ko mat bol,
Unki shaadi ho gayi hai”
02 Jan 2015
SCHOOL :
Apni to paatshala
masti ki pathshala
TUTION :
Idhar chala mai udhar chala
MATHS :
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
SCIENCE :
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle
GEOGRAPHY :
Musafir hoon main yaaro
ECONOMICS :
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,
paise pe kyu tu marti hai
EXAM :
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai
RESULT :
Jiya dhadak dhadak
PASS :
Aaj mai upar asman niche ?
FAIL :
Jag suna suna lage.. ? ?
21 Sep 2014
Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KAUN ?
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15 Sep 2014
Puchh rahi thi wo kal mujhse.. Kya tum mujhe yaad karte ho?
Muskurakar maine jawab diya:
Pagal, yaad karna itna aasan hota to..
College mein Top na kar lete hum?!!
05 Sep 2014
Teacher in class:
Suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga..
Sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.50/-le kar aana
Pappu (to his friend):
Saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai..
Ek photo ke 20/- rupaye lagte hai,
aur hum logo se 50-50 rupaye liye ja rahe hai…
Matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge,
matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs. .
khuli Loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne…
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01 Sep 2014
Hostel student to his friend: “bhai dhoka ho gya Dhoka” ;-(
Friend:- kya ho gaya…??
Student:- “Ghar se books k liye paise mangvaaye the,
.
ghar walo ne books hi bhej di…. ? ?
01 Sep 2014
KID FAILS IN EXAM
Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna…!
Son:
Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A ‘School Test’
Not A “DNA” Test…!
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20 Aug 2014
Teacher : Name different type of Cheese.
Banta :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue
6. Bekhudi
7. Zindagi
Teacher : Wait a minute, what is ‘Bekhudi’ and ‘Zindagi’?
Banta : Hosh walon ko khabar kya, ‘Bekhudi’ kya cheese hai. Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye, ‘Zindagi’ kya cheese hai…. ? ? ?
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