15 Jun 2015




Student to God:
Hazaro ki kismat tere hath hai,
Agar pass karde to kya bat hai.

After the exam…

God:
Girlfriends thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi… ?










22 May 2015



CGPA-bond-funny-meme-college









09 May 2015




Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha

Pappu : pata nahi sir…

Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega

Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai

Teacher : pata nahi…

Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!! ? ?









26 Feb 2015




Pappu college ki ladki se bola :
“I love you, Ab tum mujhe bolo..”

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Girl :”Main abhi ja kar sir ko bolti hoon”

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Pappu : “Pagli sir ko mat bol,
Unki shaadi ho gayi hai”









02 Jan 2015




school-life-bollywood-songsSCHOOL :
Apni to paatshala
masti ki pathshala

TUTION :
Idhar chala mai udhar chala

MATHS :
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

SCIENCE :
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle

GEOGRAPHY :
Musafir hoon main yaaro

ECONOMICS :
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,
paise pe kyu tu marti hai

EXAM :
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai

RESULT :
Jiya dhadak dhadak

PASS :
Aaj mai upar asman niche ?

FAIL :
Jag suna suna lage.. ? ?









21 Sep 2014




Class = BARDASHT

Attendance = HERA PHERI

Class Room = NO ENTRY

Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN

Exam = EVIL DEAD

Examinar = DON

Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KAUN ?
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15 Sep 2014




Puchh rahi thi wo kal mujhse.. Kya tum mujhe yaad karte ho?

Muskurakar maine jawab diya:

Pagal, yaad karna itna aasan hota to..
College mein Top na kar lete hum?!!









05 Sep 2014




Teacher in class:
Suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga..
Sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.50/-le kar aana

Pappu (to his friend):
Saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai..
Ek photo ke 20/- rupaye lagte hai,
aur hum logo se 50-50 rupaye liye ja rahe hai…
Matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge,
matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs. .
khuli Loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne…
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01 Sep 2014




Hostel student to his friend: “bhai dhoka ho gya Dhoka” ;-(

Friend:- kya ho gaya…??

Student:- “Ghar se books k liye paise mangvaaye the,

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ghar walo ne books hi bhej di…. ? ?









01 Sep 2014




KID FAILS IN EXAM

Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna…!

Son:
Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A ‘School Test’
Not A “DNA” Test…!
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20 Aug 2014




Teacher : Name different type of Cheese.

Banta :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue
6. Bekhudi
7. Zindagi

Teacher : Wait a minute, what is ‘Bekhudi’ and ‘Zindagi’?

Banta : Hosh walon ko khabar kya, ‘Bekhudi’ kya cheese hai. Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye, ‘Zindagi’ kya cheese hai…. ? ? ?

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