JOKE OF THE DAY

  • Teacher:
    Can anyone name three Kings that brought happiness and peace to Earth?
  • Student:
    Drin-KING, Smo-KING & Fuc-KING

When I laugh at a student’s joke, but then realize it’s inappropriate and I should not be laughing

Teacher Problems: When your students can’t appreciate a good pun

you can count on me to misbehave</p>","title":"","likes":false,"share_following":false,"is_blogless_advertiser":false,"is_private":false,"is_group":false,"customizable":false,"following":false,"premium_partner":false,"can_receive_messages":true,"can_send_messages":true,"uuid":"t:mQUw13t7rZsuKQ-TIwRE7g","can_be_followed":true,"has_default_header":false,"can_pixelate_avatar":false},"tumblelog-parent-data":false,"tumblelog-root-data":false,"reblog_key":"eyFkDsx0","is_reblog":false,"is_mine":false,"liked":false,"sponsored":"","beacons":false,"beacon_rules":false,"premium_tracked":null,"is_recommended":false,"placement_id":null,"reblog_source":"POST_CONTEXT_UNKOWN","share_popover_data":{"tumblelog_name":"adorableteacher","embed_key":"2a3oPOH9fv4KlnNYMuR6Gg","embed_did":"8ad648a8bcfaede7fd234a8c55f9346c024ab27b","post_id":"141225827823","root_id":"141225827823","post_url":"https://adorableteacher.tumblr.com/post/141225827823/what-if-i-just-left-him-a-note-at-the-end-of-the","post_tiny_url":"https://tmblr.co/Zz74Vj23Xjntl","is_private":0,"has_user":false,"has_facebook":false,"twitter_username":"","permalink_label":"Permalink","show_reporting_links":false,"abuse_url":"https://www.tumblr.com/abuse","show_pinterest":false,"pinterest_share_window":"","show_reddit":true,"show_flagging":true},"recommendation_reason":null,"owner_appeal_nsfw":false,"post-id":"141225827823","tumblelog-name":"adorableteacher","reblog-key":"eyFkDsx0","direct-video":"","is-animated":false,"serve-id":"078e36c19a3e261635d912cbad71966d","is-pinned":false,"can_reply":false,"pt":"aNR+PlGFZA8hfpZLo9QB8t6VSKxTlTwsQ8ZIQ8H5sKRJiuKGDB3lAKN/fqljTBLgYxmuWY+QqabQSEd4JkqZKIn1mbsjYJkd9ohTAZDo41bt11B15skGoYub2iCSjyi4GGJi0QJzz4pqkIv3eixVV4pi2GEKu7pMTMHUoYsEeMI5yNUaPIZMgGPUntM45VqeO/REavEdEoE8iQEf+TiePh4SvVkEDa1Q7cQRw2XiohXvgFSNAOB9HOIleT/zjbOAHA2envBeG57yi4xla70wq4qaGyP0FDXSTmfhgRahEo/p1mJ4rCBUZZTfs+zxw5hb9ixPQrPvIolr6u43Kqq11pRTkJYlcwZ4PPsk3CkWffzUdEMcPYOMt/w8QNrVwqstCffkakkrgKiEdYGlrkaTVVgvbesCiUbAja1xLvj6DmgMr3TzC+EeCAvUkLH8/Cb7FWMSir66vnm43gppkfjqW0yK0tstlgg0IDgIZD/458DhiCeKyq1sSHGRfvVE1KkZ/6x4SGZB8+eZK62elew6b5lStJuoNrDA4Vw/9aYpXnxqHlHShWzXj69d9t17zvke8BSPHn0FVx8fDWfEfSSYeHy/ecvPvar/UG3ZGhACzqzg8714KIMYnWsyTn1XinTiaonVUtaQbXIdaQRibebEr9sQvSD/RoE0JCKtRupJQNZ/5YQQiDyaHv4YhvcWSJ2wd1QkFzGMVSNcMc4IHP+O1vr31rKwVDhL7LErr7K5gd6G/sa1Er0EHOHtM7mEb1RCUzDpxoBvDgGEEgLUrmLEigvVH2kmIkh2YwY58xC8DMaVdbry8ipRTsW0z/7+qv4z/0lDC1yOwp6EQgyRo0/jRFqDMlfSVvspfTY/HGddz/D4VIRp8EksJAMJyIRhtb1ju2D7IMJN849j2NPfn03AFg==","log-index":"2","classification-status":null}” data-log-index=”2″ data-post-id=”141225827823″ data-pt=”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” data-reblog-key=”eyFkDsx0″ data-reblog_key=”eyFkDsx0″ data-reblog_source=”POST_CONTEXT_UNKOWN” data-root_id=”141225827823″ data-serve-id=”078e36c19a3e261635d912cbad71966d” data-tumblelog=”adorableteacher” data-tumblelog-key=”OBEcGlUsB” data-tumblelog-name=”adorableteacher” data-type=”regular”>

What if I just left him a note at the end of the year with my phone number that said “if you ever go through a mid-life crisis, call me. I’ll make you feel young again”

She say, “do you love me?”

I tell her, “only partly”

I only love my bed and my teacher,

I’m sorry

STUDENT TEACHER JOKE

  • Teacher:
    How old is your father?
  • Kid:
    He is 6 years old.
  • Teacher:
    What!! How is this possible?
  • Kid:
    He became father only when I was born.
  • (Children are quick and always speak their minds.)

Misawa day theme: AU
yet another attempt to promote this AU where miyu is a kindergarten teacher mura is a HS teacher. Both are loved by their students and theres a good number of students who demand to marry miyu when theyre older while muras students like to give mura chocolates or treats during events, tho they are giri chocos but they still love mura and wanna give him something~

[this is a scheduled post]
@misawaday

When I am trying to be serious and firm, but students are used to me always joking around

I’m like:

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you tell him Ginpachi sensei

JOKE OF THE DAY

  • Teacher:
    Mike, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
  • Mike:
    No sir, it’s the same dog.
  • **I want to adopt this kid**

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When students like teacher jokes

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3.31.17 // gone on vacation so here, have an APUSH meme from my teacher’s meme wall

FUNNY JOKE

  • Teacher:
    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
  • Harold:
    A teacher.

When students keep repeating jokes

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T: G, stop playing with the balls before lessons! ?

G (me): But I love playing with balls. ?

His face was priceless.

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STUDENT TEACHER JOKE

  • Teacher :
    Can you touch God?
  • Student :
    No.
  • Teacher :
    Can you see God?
  • Student :
    No.
  • Teacher :
    Then there isn’t a God!
  • Student :
    Can you touch your brain?
  • Teacher :
    No.
  • Student :
    Can you see your brain?
  • Teacher :
    No.
  • Student :
    Oh okay, then you don’t have a brain!

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