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From James K, 12 years old, New Canaan, Connecticut

Why should you not tell jokes while you skate?

Because the ice might crack up!

From Alissa, age 9, FL

Why did Cinderella’s soccer team lose?

She ran away from the ball!

From James K, 7 years old, Aviano Italy

What is a skydiver’s favorite food?


From Quebec, 11 years old, Vancouver

In winter I asked my dad if I could go ice skating on the lake. My dad replied:

Wait till it gets warmer.

From Fluffy, 9 years old, USA

What do you get when you cross a boxer with a comedian?

A punch line!

From Josh, 8 years old, Baltimore, MD

What shirt do you wear when you are golfing?

A tee shirt!