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From Anonymous, age 14, New Orleans

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because 7 ATE 9!

From Justin, 10 years old, Denver, Colorado

One day, a teacher walks in to the classroom and tells the students that they have a geography quiz. The first question is: “What did Delaware”?

Her New Jersey!

From Jason, age 10, United States

Where do pencils go on vacation?


From Talia, 11 years old, CA

Naughty Kid: (Imitating his dad’s voice) Hello, my son can’t come to school today.
School Secretary: Who am I speaking to?

Naughty Kid: This is my dad speaking.

From Lily, age 14, Jupiter

What did the lipstick say to her teacher when she got a bad grade?

Can I make it up?

From Lydia, 9 years old, United States Of America

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”

Somebody else’s pants!