Sushi

Two girls: “A tray of sushi, please.”

Waiter: “To eat or to post photos of on Instagram?

What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wasabi!

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with?

Sushi!

Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant?

Because they were serving Mon Calamari.

Why is masago orange?

Because water makes it rusty.

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wassabee!

What did the itamae (chef) say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What do they put nutella on a salmon roll?

When you order salmonella.

Why did the vegan start eating sushi?

Just for the halibut!

Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?

It’s called “Sosumi”.

What do you call a sushi roll that sings pop music?

Spicy Autotuna.

Why did the duck say bang?

Because he wanted a firequacker roll.

Why did the little girl want skittles in her sushi?

Because she wanted to taste the Rainbow Roll.

What do ghosts put in their Philadelphia rolls?

Scream cheese

What kind of sushi does Emilia Clarke order?

Mother of Dragons roll.

What do you call sushi with a tie?

soFISHticated

What did the blind man say when he passed the sushi restaurant?

Good morning ladies.

Yo mama so dumb she thought a tsunami was a kind of Japanese sushi.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

Do your panties smell like fish because I like sushi.

Me: When you look at your sushi rolls what do you see?

Friend: I just seafood (see food)


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